What I hate most? ONE COWORKER. He thinks he's God's gift to women and won't shut up about how awesome he is and his work out schedule and………GARRAGGGH. The only upside to him is that I find it hilarious that he got in a knife fight after a magic the gathering tournament.
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THE THING YOU HATE MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB
ugh, i could name numerous things about my job that i hate.
the people that work there are okay, but the people that come in just plain suck. i work at a gas station in maine, so i get both a lot of stupid people, and a lot of people who think they're better than everyone. i've had people accuse me of stealing their credit cards (finding out i didn't, and not apologize), call me and my follow co-workers retarded, and countless other vocal fights.
it's no wonder i have a headache right now. on top of smelling like gas.
The one thing I hate about my job? That each and every day it persistently doesn't burn to the ground.
In case you couldn't guess, yeah, I hate my job. Though technically, I have two - one at a certain retail store we all know and hate, and another cleaning apartments. The cleaning business is run by my mom, so I obviously have no problems with my boss there; it's just too bad this is just the "extra pocket change" job.
How the short, fat, retarded jackass of a man gets the highest rank.
We can't go home until our platoon sargent lets us, or tells us. One day we were sitting around waiting for this order.
4 hours pass.
We get a call. Its him he says —no shit— this:
Him:"Hey are you guys still working?"
Me:"yeah"
Him: "Oh shit I totally forgot you were working! I went home hours ago, you guys can go home now"
me: "I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" (I didn't really say that)
Or theres the time in Iraq when we came under fire and he dropped his weapon ran away and hid in a ditch. That was awesome.
So in short: The Leadership.
Dude. I was in the Military. In fact it is going to play big in my comic coming up soon, cause I KNOW some stuff. But I gotta tell you. No matter how bad it gets, ten to twenty years from now you will look back on it with pride and wonder at how f-ing good it was!!! I kid you not Bro! I remember how bad I hated things, the trouble I got in ('cause I hate rules, dude!!!) but somehow none of that matters, because every single memory I have is shaded with this sense of pride and wonder that I cannot explain. My days in the military, crapping on the leadership and wondering if they even knew their heads were buried so far up their rank striped asses they could sniff today's breakfast coming were in fact the best days of my youth… Also, I have read my grandfather's diary. He served in WW1 and his diary is full of the same crap we are talking about, yet in his later years, he would tell the most wonderful stories of those halcyon days. War is hell, especially if you die, but to live through it and have the stories. That will make you a hero to your kids and to you grandkids. You will rock… You already do rock in my book…
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