Thread "Tyson gonna fight a woman?!?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 5, 2006

http://www.forbes.com/home/feeds/ap/2006/10/16/ap3095704.html

Here's my prediction for the outcome of the fight:

Tyson enters the ring and only covers up and stays in one spot. He will just basically stand there and receive punches… maybe throw slow predictable punches and run away occassionally.

Maybe he will continue doing that for a few rounds… until he will decide that he's "had enough"… in which… he might go berserk and smash her skull or put her to sleep for a day.

Or maybe… he will lose on purpose and we'll all know that Tyson has a fetish for getting beaten up by girls.

What do you think?

Posted at 1:11PM, Nov. 5, 2006

Umm…I'd think it would be sexism for him to not fight her as an equal if she's a professional boxer.

Posted at 7:11PM, Nov. 5, 2006

Tyson hasn't been shy about beating op women before. The man is… well, he's as close to a moronic "animal" as a fighter could be. If it was a fair, genuine fight (if such things really occour much in pro boxing anyway), he would win, no contest. He's a heavyweight with a lot of experience.

duh… whoops!

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 6, 2006

gotta give credit to the gal tho.

But I dunno… either she is very brave or she is very stupid.

Seriously… even if I had a 25-0 MMA record (versus guys who know what they're doing and not in some cheapass fight club) I wouldnt fight tyson because he is fucking heavier than me and on a different weight class.

Posted at 7:11AM, Nov. 6, 2006

And then he pulls off his mask, and he was Andy Kaufman the whole time!

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 6, 2006

I'd be scared as hell to jump in the ring with that loon. He might bite something else besides my ear…

Posted at 10:11AM, Nov. 6, 2006

It'll be funny as hell if Tyson gets his ass kicked.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 8, 2006

We can speculate, sure, but there won't be any actuall match.
It was just a brief comment made by Tyson.

Like it says in the article, no state would sanction that.