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What is the funniest thing you have ever written as an answer for a test?
Does it strike anyone else as odd as to how many DDers were educated at private schools? We ALL had to take religion classes!It does. I think I'm one of the few who goes to a school entirely (exept academics of course) art, tech/computers and dance/music. No religiion taught here.
I never employed much comedy when doing quizes. Occaisionally, I would literally write, "I don't know," but that was the extent of writing anything humorous. If I could turn back the clock and take biology again, I might be tempted to answer every question with "God did it". On second thought, intentional failure isn't my bag.
I had much funnier answers on my homework in classes where homework wasn't collected. I had one biology teacher who would simply glance to make sure the homework was done but wouldn't actually collect any of it. I would write stuff like, "I don't care," "Why the hell are you asking me?", "If you don't know the answer, then how the heck am I supposed to?", etc. Never got caught.
Question: What was Nefertiti's(Nefertari? I could never keep those two straight) role in her husbands Sun God religion?
Answer: I cannot answer this question, because it is based on religious grounds.
xD
and in my chemistry class YEARS ago, a question asking me to balance a formula(Math is not my strong point, and this was really a complicated math question).
Answer: I'll CO2 your HSO4!
I think I put spongebob squarepants down as an answer in chemistry. Don't get me wrong, I knew the answer. Also there was something else…like monster balzac or something profane. I can't really remember, been too long. The teacher was this old guy, he didn't catch any of my false answers. I think a few were pretty offensive, like rape is cool or 9/11 gave me an erection. Good times.
i found a really funny anser someone did. here it is
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=2169
it sooooo funny! XD
This was a pretest question for my DRafting 101 class
Q: What is a protractor?
A: A tractor that has been picked up in the draft, after a impressive college career, given a 5 year/$7 million contract and shoe deal from nike.
The prof used the answer in the "smart ass answers for a test that doesn't count".
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I'm more the type of person that just doen't fill in questions at all where I don't know the answer of, or just guess something that might somehow be possible. Why? Because teachers would READ weird test-answers in frot of the whole class and you would totally be emberrased. At junior high I used to make up things because the teacher said she would be angry if you would leave it blank, but when you DID put something there that was a totally made up answer she read it out loud and you'd here the whole classroom laughing. And I've also got into a little trouble when there was an assignment where you needed to write a conversation between kids and I would make one where they'd get angry and got into a fight with each other :)
I also remember that my friend would fill in every answer he didn't know with a title from a Metallica song. Ofcourse the teachers love to embarres someone that does that again, which makes me think again that teachers just always have to be evil. Even if they seem nice they love to make fun of kids whenever they get these sort of chances.
This must be the most boring topic reply ever written on a funny subject ;)
In french I would goof off all the time, in a game someoen rang a bell for us to start, when they hit it I screamed and ran out of the room.
I knew I was going to get a high grade in that class, I was really good at french, so on the final she asked for us to give a story in french about what we did the past few days. I answered something along the lines of being attacked by Earl the Christmas hippo and having to retreat to a volcano in south america or something like that.
I also got these question:
A.) How did Alice get to her destination?
She suffered an episode of spontaneous psychological breakdown, simultaniously causing her to find Nirvana and the post office at the same time
I also wrote something about the power rangers that I just can't remember.
I think I've had some really good moments in biology.
Mind you I was in an intro to biology course when asked about this cloning. I don't remember the words exactly of the test (this was 3 years ago) but I remember my answer went along the lines of this:
While cloning is possible, I don't believe it should be practiced among humans, as the clones will be evil. Look at Hitler. Case closed.
This actually started my whole "Clones are evil" thing. And I firmly believe that clones will uprise and attack the originals.
Luckily the question wasn't worth points, they were just opinion questions.
I remember back in the day of US History in High School I just never studied, so I went into the tests completely blind. I usually passed, even if it was just barely. But there were a few answers I remember giving:
I'm sorry, I can't remember this bit of trivia, as I watched Jeopardy last night. I can tell you some other useless information if you want!
I'm sorry, I just can't remember this. It's hopeless you know.
I can't divulge that information as it compromise our agents in the feild.
Do you really want an answer?
My US History teacher didn't like me much. I think he was more annoyed at me than anything because I didn't apply myself at all in high school… or at least his class.
Oh,m and Terminal, you had me cracking up with the dumbing down of Shakespeare.
Oh,m and Terminal, you had me cracking up with the dumbing down of Shakespeare.
That's not all I did.
"But this same day
Must end that work the ides of March begun;
And whether we shall meet again I know not.
Therefore our everlasting farewell take:
For ever, and for ever, farewell, Cassius!
If we do meet again, why, we shall smile;
If not, why, then, this parting was well made."
Eminently on this proportionate and tantamount diurnal course
Quintessence terminus the scutwork the 15th of March inchoate;
If we by all, accost reiteratively, I know nothing therefor of.
Inasmuch as our amaranthine adieu:
in perpetuum, and in perpetuum, farewell, Cassius!
Ostensibly we do accost afresh, crux of a mystery, we shall express tenderness;
If inadmissible, like all things in this world, then this valedictory was done well.
:)
In Biology, there was this real difficult question involving yeast.
What class of fungi does yeast fall into?
I drew a delfino saying "HAVE A PINEAPPLE!"
The funny part is, he didnt mark it wrong.
this made me laugh really hard for some reason… just the thought of a delfino offering someone a pineapple…
:D
…
whats a delfino?
And I firmly believe that clones will uprise and attack the originals.
Well, yeah, that's obvious.
I would be pretty pissed too if I was created to be an exact replica of another, unable to have my own identity… How else would I assert my own individuality than by murdering the original, thereby destroying evidence that I am not a true creature. By killing the original, the clone would be asserting itself as a living, breathing, unique human rather than some test subject.
Why can't people see how obvious this is?
These were questions i had in college a few days ago. A priar knoledge survey.
1. What is the capitla of Kenya.
You spelt "Capital" wrong, no grade for you!
2. What is the current invention to test if a product has an anti-gravitaional force?
Attach it to a cat with buttered toast.
3. What happened on 9/11?
A couple of stunt junkies were riding motor bikes on the empire state building and doing wheelies, when a helicoptor swooped down and told them to get off, the helicopter was in the way and an airplane filled with magical pixies covered with peanut butter crashed into one of the twin towers, speading peanut butter everywhere inside. Unfortunitly they needed help getting out so a secound plane was sent to rescue them….they missed. And then a third plane with a suicide bomb dude took over the controls and tried to crash into the white house, but he saw a Monkey in the cargo area and turned up the air conditioner, he rubbed the monkeys nipples until they were hard and pointy, then ate spray cheese off of them.
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