Some really weird shit
You, sir should seek some help >_>
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What is the funniest thing you have ever written as an answer for a test?
I had a 'F*** YOU. Im leaving!' in my fanil year but i sill had the mock exsemis sent to me. With were all returned with lines of 'i am a fish' on them. Im a Red Dwaf fan.
No-one ever complaned.
I did most of my real exseams probley. Until i got to the 'free writting' part of english lit were I written a rant about how the edication sistom sucks obsenits.
Again i sill passed.
I had a 'F*** YOU. Im leaving!' in my fanil year but i sill had the mock exsemis sent to me. With were all returned with lines of 'i am a fish' on them. Im a Red Dwaf fan.
No-one ever complaned.
I did most of my real exseams probley. Until i got to the 'free writting' part of english lit were I written a rant about how the edication sistom sucks obsenits.
Again i sill passed.
Dude, spell check time.
Exams, complained, exams (Exseams? what?), Education, System, Obsinities.
In English we have to write a sonnet about something we love…
Let's see if I can come up with one…
Words cannot express my love for myself,
I'm just so cool that the paper would lie.
Though I may sound like an arrogant elf,
My great awesomeness you cannot deny.
I am better than you ever can be,
You are nothing but my inferior,
And it is just so awesome to be me,
Worship me, I'm obviously better.
Each day, I stare at my great reflection.
Each day, I bask in its supreme greatness.
Those who spite me will face retribution,
And I'll remain in my eternal bliss.
You wish you could take a walk in my shoes,
But mah speech is jus' plain bettah than you's.
Doesn't that just sing to your heart?
Terminal, you're my hero.
The only thing I remember doing in dumbing down Shakespeare was writing the opening scene of Hamlet, and the two guards are talking about the Ghost, and I wrote the line:
"Ghost? That's wiggity wiggity whack!"
I still laugh about it to date.
"Who was Miss Havisham?"
Some crazy lady. I believe she's suffering from a severe case of repression, obviously stemming from the fact that old what's his face never showed up for their wedding, but probably going deeper into her childhood. It's very likely her father abandoned her. Possibly her mother, her only family, was very close to her, and really liked, you know… the guy… and approved of their marriage, but died. Since he didn't show up at their wedding, it shattered her psyche.
She's off her nut. I'm surprised she wasn't sent to bedlam.
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That was in my high school English class, I think it was Sophomore year. I still hate Great Expectations. I got the answer right though.
Physics 101
Question: When a magnet is run across a metal bar, what causes the opposing force on the magnet?
My Answer: There are hundreds of invisible lepruchans living in the metal bar. As it has been well documented lepruchans have a severe allergy to all types of magnetisim. When the magnets are drawn across the metal the lepruchans flee the bar and use their magical lepruchan powers to travel instantaneously back to mother Ireland, where they get raucously drunk. So drunk in fact that they lose track of their concept of time, and whent they use their magical lepruchan powers to travel home to their metal bar they accidentally travel to a moment in time prior to when they actually left. For an instant this influx of lepruchans to the metal bar, and the bend of time/space that this creates builds up a magical lepruchan time force (MLTF) which hinders the magnet.
I didn't do well in physics.
Great stuff! XDDD
Question: Describe the Quakers.
Answer: The Quakers were a group of people probably having little or nothing to do with oatmeal.
Question: Create a sentence, in German, using the verb "essen":
Answer: Ich esse gern die Pokemon - probier das Pikachu, er schmeckt sehr gut!
Translation: I like to eat Pokemon - try the Pikachu, he tastes really good!
Teacher responded with "nein, das ist nicht possible." but she probably just didn't know how to say "you're a friggin weirdo!"
I never really wrote funny answers to tests. I made it a habit of writing notes on the top of my english tests last year that told my English teacher what an evil person he was. The general idea was that he got help from Satan making his tests. He said that Satan came to him for advice.
I DO NOT MISS HIGH SCHOOL.
I always had the habit of drawing on tests(and notes) because I would finish early and have nothing to do. Two of my math teachers were cool about it. The one would crit my artwork and the other one would always put my grade in the direction the face was looking. Like the one time I had a shocking looking picture and he would make it look like thats the reason the character was shocked haha. Not all teachers are evil
I don't think I ever gave a totally BS answer, but I can think of a few silly things I used to do.
When I took Physics my Senior year of highschool, we had to draw a lot of annoying and painfully complex diagrams that usually involved something being shot out of a canon. To keep myself sane, I'd draw little stick figures being blown apart or screaming in fear. Thankfully, my teacher knew I was just joking when I did these things.
You'll also find that in college, a lot of professors will pass around attendance sheets for you to sign, letting them know you were there that day. The last day of class in Art History I signed myself as "Spiderman." I don't think my professor noticed. I'll try it a lot more next year.
I once answered a pretty complex history question with: 'Húnavatnssýsla'.
Húnavatnssýsla is a province in Iceland.
I didn't get a good grade for that exam.
That's the extent of my funny answers, but I'm going to a Maths test next Monday, so I can do something like the owl thing. :P
Physics 101
Question: When a magnet is run across a metal bar, what causes the opposing force on the magnet?
My Answer: There are hundreds of invisible lepruchans living in the metal bar. As it has been well documented lepruchans have a severe allergy to all types of magnetisim. When the magnets are drawn across the metal the lepruchans flee the bar and use their magical lepruchan powers to travel instantaneously back to mother Ireland, where they get raucously drunk. So drunk in fact that they lose track of their concept of time, and whent they use their magical lepruchan powers to travel home to their metal bar they accidentally travel to a moment in time prior to when they actually left. For an instant this influx of lepruchans to the metal bar, and the bend of time/space that this creates builds up a magical lepruchan time force (MLTF) which hinders the magnet.
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