Thread "What is the funniest thing you have ever written as an answer for a test?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 25, 2007

Here's one someone I know did on a Teacher Evaluation Form:

Q: Any additional Comments?
A: Yes.

Then he turned it in.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 25, 2007

I wrote this on a test paper before: "Putanginang test to. anhirap!" (Fuck this test. Its so difficult!)

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 25, 2007

We took this class survey and it asked:
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?
A: True

I took the survey again and said
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?
A: We should have Free Donut Wednesday every Thursday.

Ten other people followed my example and asked for Donut Wednesday.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 25, 2007

What did the Spartans call their conquered peoples?
A: Helots
B: Athenians
C: Something else
D: Pumpkin

We also had a vote for whether we should have a pizza party or deli party in math class. I voted chinese.

Also, on math team, I got in the habit of writing fake names for the tests, since my answers didn't count. I eventually turned the little three-question tests in as Jesus Christ and Joe Momma. Eventually, I was confronted and had to write a thank you letter.

Totally worth it.

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 25, 2007

We took this class survey and it asked:
Q:What are some suggestions for the school?

A,b or c

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 26, 2007

This was in english class a few months ago…

Our teacher had the habit of putting stupid answers to questions, just because it was funny. Well it was a cheesy iq test.

Luke, I am your-
A. Brother
B. Father
C. Uncle
D. Box of Jelly Doughnuts

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 26, 2007

Q: Who invented the internet?

A: Kim Jong IL. (al gore sux haha!)

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 26, 2007

On a Statistics test we were given last year there was an entire question on Regression, which we had not been taught and had been assured would not come up.

So, in place of an answer which would have been total rubbish, I drew a picture of Professor Farnsworth saying "Good news everyone! We weren't taught this so we don't have to answer it!"

Afterwards I got in a little bit of trouble but hey ho, it was worth it.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Ever since the seventh grade, I've included "that giant stalk of broccoli that is crushing the city with his feet" as the subject of my vocabulary sentences. This was partly because I was bored, partly because I've always found vocabulary sentences to be pointless and juvenile, and partly to meet the required amount of words.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 28, 2007

Religious studies GCSE exam

Q: Why do the Christians believe in easter?
A: There God tells them?

Science GCSE

Q: Why does this bag fall to the floor quicker than this one?
A: Its them Aliens

College Pop Quiz while waiting for service to start:

Q: In 1982 what…A: 1982…Q: Wrong…(Friends) A:1983

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 28, 2007

This one time we had this kind of slow kid in our class and this question was asked to him.

Q:What biome has icy winters?
A:Leeches? Leeches because they fight the sponges.

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 29, 2007

I had an exam last semester on which the only words that I wrote were "See you next semester."

I passed the course somehow.

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 30, 2007

Julius Cesar iz stoopid.

Pop Quizzes iz stoopid as well.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 31, 2007

I had one of those 'train crash' questions in math and instead of the answer I wrote, 'you are cruel and twisted. you should be ashamed.'

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 1, 2007

I had to calculate the temperature of a refrigerator for math based on how fast a glass of water warmed to room temperature.

I did the problem, only my answer turn out to be about 40 degrees C (I don't remember exactly). Fridges aren't 40 C (~100 F). I double and triple checked my work and couldn't find where I went wrong. I still don't know why I got such a strange answer.

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 1, 2007

I have a beard full of milk, let daddy nurse you Mr. Washington

History test… yeah I'm strange

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 9, 2007

..I have two, But they aren't that funny..
But here goes:
1)
5x+6(4x+2)=86
What is x?
I wrote: A letter.

And in history, the question was: Who was the biggest killng ruler of the something or other century(It was like that, but worded differantly, with a real century that I can't remember)
I answered: George bush…

Posted at 2:06AM, Jun. 9, 2007

Q: Weakness of Pi

(Just like this)
A: e! e Is the weaknes of Pi you fools! Its all about the e! Buhaha because c is not good enough! e(i*Pi)+1=0 the number 0 is a number without weakness! So e and Pi have no weakness Pi! Has but one weakness e! Without e there is weakness!

I got an A+ on this test.

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 9, 2007

We had to take a test on the great gatsby. I hated that book. I answered all the questions correctly but switched the names of people to the names of pro wrestlers.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 10, 2007

For the record, I do this on my college exams:

I draw dinosaurs eathing stick men and the incredible hulk trying to smash my answers…

I usually get a comment from teachers stating that they are impressed by the drawings, but not the answers. Haha…aww.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 11, 2007

For some science homework years ago, there was a table of results and one question says how did this happen (or something like that) and I put "Because it says so". This one was acomplete accident. I had to write the volume of a cuboid. I meant to put 600 but I put 60p. Curse you money question right before that!!!

Posted at 2:06AM, Jun. 12, 2007

"Fuck tha police"

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 12, 2007

Im a Ninja.

My friend put that as an answer for a science question during our SATs (english version of SATs). Also, for he practice question for our mental maths test, he put "50,000 egg blenders"

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 13, 2007

In 9th grade we were so terrible. Our music teacher said he layed in bed thinking about us at night. I screamed (well, almost)
"Why are you thinking about us in bed at night?!?!"
A question on a test was:
Why do you misbehave in class?
A-Because you touch yourself at night, and they are all gonna laugh at you.

Oh yea I've never been in a catholic school system. But in 12U Biology I sucked so badly. There are many small essays then one big one. I wrote "Please
read ultimate ninja essay attached on the back." I wrote how god could exist if he was a dinosaur, and we are the freak of nature that came about, then
I tried to explain my theory. I was done in half an hour and had three and a half to spare. So on the backs of all the like…15 pages I made big full
size pictures. I failed (though he could have pity passed me, I had no interest in pursuing science and I had to take it because nothing else was being
offered, and I was in grade 11 to start with) but he refused to return my test. I wanted my essay and my pictures back but he wouldn't T_T asshole.

oh and once for an art assignment I handed in a peice of paper that said "you don't like anything I do anyway, so fail me the easy way. I
have better stuff to do anyway." She was such a bitch >_<

Posted at 1:06AM, Jun. 17, 2007

i remember doing this from time to time….:

whenever i knew i wasn't going to do too well on a test i would draw an arrow near the bottom of the test saying EXTRA CREDIT (on back)—–> then on the back i would draw some crazy looking dude saying "GIVE ME EXTRA CREDIT!"

the funny thing is some teachers actually DID give me credit for it bwahahaha