Whenever I don't know the answer, I just be really vague.
Earth Science:
Q: Who wrote the Almagast?
A: A Famous Astronomer
Religion/"Human Sexuality":
Q: What is the Document written by Catholic Bishops concerning AIDS?
A: An Important Document
Also, once in Geometry, there was a picture of a torus and they asked what it was. I put down "honey nut cheerio"
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What is the funniest thing you have ever written as an answer for a test?
um.. I can't say I'd ever done anything particularly hilarious as an answer to a test, no..
Once in high school I was supposed to do a series of essays in american literature class throughout the semester, like.. "write a page or two about this quote" type things, with a series of quotes.. I wrote a series of short stories involving a homicidal lunatic gruesomely killing random students and teachers I didn't like at the school (each murder in theme with a quote), and had two pages of "all work and no play makes jack a very dull boy" (it's hard to do that by hand, let me tell you) at the end. I got an A. o_O
My friends and I used to answer tough biology/ecology questions with "Because GOD said so." Being from the south, the teachers were a little hesitant to mark it wrong.
er I still use that one in history, Never been marked :)
see, the wonderful thing about living in the south is that you BS most of your Science and history classes with answers like that. If the Teacher marks it wrong, yah get all serious and they freak out…
but aside from that in CET 2 (computer tech) We were getting ready for A+ and I hadn't studied so I just put POST for the the answers… and yes, I'm the idiot working at your local best buy…
I was concluded tht God is an ape in my R.E. test.funny, but incorrect, it means god made us to be like him, not look like him. anyways, i'm not an ape, so that is also wrong.
"The evolution can agree with Christianity, as God is personal, which means that he has human qualities, as it states "God made man in His image". This can lead to God being an ape".
This one time me and my friends were doing a poem assignment in English where you read this poem and answer some vague questions about it. We were just goofing off right, and we did stuff like this.
What do you think of this poem?
-We thought this poem was a steaming pile of crap that should be erased from existence.
What did your group members think about this poem?
-We all agreed, it's trash that doen't deserve to be read by anyone because it sucks so bad.
Why do you think your teacher chose this poem?
-Because she hates us.
Compare this poem to other poems you read this year.
-They are all crappy! My God you'd think there would be at least one alright one in the bunch.
etc..
Anyway we knew she wouldn't be collecting it so whatever, and some of my friends drew puppies and kitties and chinese stick figures on it and stuff. The teacher saw that most people weren't doing thier work since it was really boring so she did decide to collect it. Good thing it was only for participation marks.
I'm a homo-sapian/human beingi'm not an ape, so that is also wrong.
Then what exactly are you? Some kind of intelligent fish? lol!
Here are some interesting ones on a Science test…
Q: Why is Neptune Blue?
A: Crayola did it
Q: What is the Bode-Titus law?
A: The Law of Bode and Titus
I always had the habit of drawing on tests(and notes) because I would finish early and have nothing to do. Two of my math teachers were cool about it. The one would crit my artwork and the other one would always put my grade in the direction the face was looking. Like the one time I had a shocking looking picture and he would make it look like thats the reason the character was shocked haha. Not all teachers are evilI did this too, drawing on my testpapers… Mostly elves and gods. Also when I had to write sentences of a certain type or containing a certain word (in English, French, Latin classes and so on - English is not my mothertongue) or if I had to complete a sentence, I made sure every time that I used the names of the characters of my own fantasy stories. And if I had to write a composition I made sure that everyone was called Achilleus, Hildegard, Aiglentine or something equally weird. Also all my compositions contained as many sorcerers and elves as possible. But the teachers didn't mind because my answers were, technically, correct. One of them asked how do I pronounce "Aiglentine", and another asked if I thought it was plausible in modern France that average people are called "Achille Legrand" or "Agamemnon Lepetit", but that was all.
Therefore, being used to my doodling everywhere, no one ever took notice when I devised an elaborate method of cheating in History tests. I was never good at remembering dates, so I made up a way to draw flowers so that they contained the dates I needed. (I didn't write the numbers themselves in the flowers - I made up a code for them, a flower-code.) These I left out on my desk while we wrote the test. And seriously, who would ever find pretty flowers suspicious in any way?
I always used to doodle on my papers… always… ever and ever always… till there's no place left. Not my fault I finished 1 1/2 hours early xP, after a while they had a pile of doodling paper ready specifically for me x3
I couldn't write down too non-serious stuff, for my mom would murder me with a spoon. However I do have some practice things where I wrote.
What do you think about when you hear evolution?
Evolution.
What's a myth?
A female moth.
And I once had an english essay about describing yourself, after I while I really started rambling on and on and eventually got onto the subject of the workings of the human mind xP.
And during Biology I accidently wrote this:
Explain the theory of creatonism:
God created the world and all orgasms.
The bio teacher didn't comment on it though x3.
I once successfully used a Dungeons and Dragons rulebook as a source for a research essay. The teacher didn't catch on even when I mentioned the book by name during the essay. And the paper had nothing to do with Role-playing, gaming, or even the modern era.
In my Japanese Language class, they would often use pictures to depict various things. If I ever saw a picture someone pointing at another person, the pointer would get decked-out like Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and the pointee would have the kunai with rope lodged in their neck.
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