Thread "what is the funniest thing youve seen ur pet do" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 11:03PM, Mar. 31, 2009

Plus, I always thought this was funny.

SIlly Australian boys… That last bit looked very, very fake to me though… You just can't trust the internet anymore -_-

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I had a cute little blue heeler once. She LOVED to undo my shoelaces, no one else's, just mine.
-She'd charge out of no where, rush up to my feet, undo my laces expertly and super fast and then charge off again. I couldn't go anywhere near her with shoes with lases, because as soon as I'd do them up again she'd appear and UN-do them, then disappear once more.

She was a naughty, naughty little dog. She found undoing my laces so hilarious though… Which was quite cute.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

Pretty much whenever I pet my cat, it's almost as if we have a conversation. She meows, and then I just say something random like, "Are you serious, Mittens?" and then she meows again. This goes on and on until she gets mad for no reason, and then tries to spar with me, she acts like she's some sort of professional boxer.

And then my dog, Rocky, who is a boxer dog, and my best friend, always begs for food. But when we do give him the occasional treat, we make him jump, and have him 'shake' our hand, just because it's fun to make him do tricks. But pretty much every moment around Rocky is funny. Because he's my favorite dog everrr <3

I'm gonna miss Rocky when he goes away…:(
Let's just hope that it won't happen for a long, long time.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

I was playing with my chicken, Cheeepers, in the backyard once. Mom decided that this would be a good opportunity to clean the bird cage we kept her in. As soon as my mom touched that cage, my chicken got up and chased mom back into the house.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

when i was a kid i had a cat who, i swear to god, gave himself head. like when a cat licks himself, except he didn't stop there… and he made these really loud sounds while doing it too. not that i'd be above doing that if i was able to…

blowing myself, that is. not blowing cats.

my cat now, who i named colossus (because that's precisely what he is) is so fat he actually purrs while he eats. seriously.

Posted at 10:04PM, Apr. 1, 2009

Funniest? D:

Well… this one time I gave my cat a little bit of my milkshake on my finger and she wen't crazy! xD She was running across the kitchen tile, slidding and thumbping against chair legs and walls! xD

But don't worry! She's perfectly fine! :D

Although… now she's way more determined to get another taste of my milkshakes… xD;

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 2, 2009

Funniest? D:

Well… this one time I gave my cat a little bit of my milkshake on my finger and she wen't crazy! xD She was running across the kitchen tile, slidding and thumbping against chair legs and walls! xD

But don't worry! She's perfectly fine! :D

Although… now she's way more determined to get another taste of my milkshakes… xD;

Do you drink catnip milkshakes? lol.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 2, 2009

Plus, I always thought this was funny.

That last bit looked very, very fake to me though

I'm gonna hope all of it was fake. It's very bad for dogs to ingest sugar since they're very prone to diabetes.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 2, 2009

My cat is absolutly mesmerised by most doors. Can't help but to stare at them. And attack them.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 2, 2009

Funniest? D:

Well… this one time I gave my cat a little bit of my milkshake on my finger and she wen't crazy! xD She was running across the kitchen tile, slidding and thumbping against chair legs and walls! xD

But don't worry! She's perfectly fine! :D

Although… now she's way more determined to get another taste of my milkshakes… xD;

Do you drink catnip milkshakes? lol.

Haha! I'm starting to wonder myself! xD There's no way milkshakes can be that good! :D

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 2, 2009

My roommates and I were gaming and their two cats, Trouble and Tumbles were snooping around the plastic bags we brought back that carried the snacks. After some time, the cats freaked out simultaneously and began zooming around the walls of the room in a circle like a bat out of hell. Each one of these nitwits managed to get the handle around their heads. The sound of the crinkling bag following them must've spooked them. Each one looked like they were wearing Superman's cape as they panicked. After 3 or so high speed revolutions around the room, they stopped long enough for us to get the bags off their heads.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 3, 2009

My cats Duncan and Loki like to play tag. They chase each other back and forth and sometimes run in parallel while attempting to swat at each other (playfully mind you). One day they were making a beeline straight for the door with a mind to go outside while they were dueling. Unfortunately the glass outer door was closed. *SMACK!* both of them hit at the same time and then fled the scene.

A long time ago, my cat Harry, had managed to wiggle his way inside the couch. No small feat since he was a big cat. Our dog at the time Nikita was napping on top of the couch. I heard Nikita's panicked howling from the next room and came to investigate. I then beheld Harry's head poking out from between the cushions with jaws locked around Niki's tail. I laughed my butt off for at least an hour.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 3, 2009

My dog fell off the couch trying to lick himself it was pretty funny.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 5, 2009

Years ago my mother had a Chihuahua. Once while letting her out in the back yard we spotted her dragging a died pigeon bigger than her!!!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 5, 2009

Years ago my mother had a Chihuahua. Once while letting her out in the back yard we spotted her dragging a died pigeon bigger than her!!!

You know, with that avatar of yours, you make it sound like it's a sad story.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 16, 2009

My dog liked chasing things. (he's too old to now). He was dashing up to a baby bird he saw across the yard. My dad shouted "SIT!" and he did sit. But kept running while he sat. It was the most hilarious thing ever.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2009

My dog is blind, so i have to acutally throw food at her face otherwise she won't eat it.

This makes me sound like an awful person.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

Bite someone's hands off for typing in bad grammar.

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My cats will go nuts if someone opens a door in the house.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

My cat hates it when someone walks into a room and closes the door behind him. She'll go to the door, scratch at it and meow until you open it. She doesn't do it when there's nobody in the room. It's a pain in the ass to go to the bathroom when she's around.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

My cat walk around the house with random items in his mouth. Pillows, underwear, bedsheets… pretty much everything he could carry, and then he'd get bored, drop it, and walk away. This led to odd situations where we'd find underwear sitting in the middle of the hall. And pillows in the kitchen.

Also, my dog used to lick the air and chew on his foot.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

My cat hates it when someone walks into a room and closes the door behind him. She'll go to the door, scratch at it and meow until you open it. She doesn't do it when there's nobody in the room. It's a pain in the ass to go to the bathroom when she's around.

My cat does that, too! Mostly to me, because he likes to follow me around a lot of the time. I've started just letting him in the bathroom with me because otherwise he sits outside and mewls at me and scratches the door the whole time.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 22, 2009

A rat I had was the only one in his cage to survive a virus, so he was by himself and always demanding attention. I brought home a stuffed bunny, which he pulled into the cage by its foot and then fell asleep with it.

Yeah, that's manly. – Also, this.

My cat always does silly things – cats seem to be good at that. They are so clumsy but so good at pretending nothing happened.

Wow, that rat is so fleaking adorable. I used to have rats of my own. =]