Thread "What would you rather" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 7, 2008

Um, a liquified sponge I guess…

Would you rather meet Jesus or John Lennon?

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 7, 2008

Sorry, Hippie Van, I would choose Jesus. He could teach me so much and not to mention the elation from being in his presence. I could ask him so many things, including:

Be forced under heavy vibration until you become a steaming pile of goop or slowly peel like a banana, starting from your fingertips? Either way, it feels good.

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 7, 2008

I would choose vibration. *wink*
lol, you have the best would you rather questions.

Would you have eyes in the back of your head or in your palms?

Posted at 4:06AM, Jun. 8, 2008

NOT MY PALMS!
that part in Pan's Labyrinth was too scary/freaky for me… and I'd hurt my eyes all the time if I had it on my palm…

eat a monkey's brain or bull's tongue?

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 8, 2008

Brain.

Would you rather meet Sonic the hedgehog or Megaman?

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 8, 2008

Megaman. Sonic has thwarted my attempts in the past.

Have a giant sewing-machine positioned above your crotch and then turned on, or an active jackhammer ballanced on your head. (Note: You are bound and can't move away from either.)

Posted at 6:06AM, Jun. 9, 2008

Errr…
Jackhammer.

Would you rather read my comics or eat poop?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 9, 2008

rEAD

wOULD YOU RATHER TYPE LIKE THIS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OR wOULD YOU RATHER BECOME A USELESS SUPERHERO.

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 9, 2008

i'LL TAKE THE USELESS SUPERHERO. uSELESS OR NOT, BEING ONE WOULD JUST BE COOL. dEPENDING ON THE CIRCUMSTANCES, THAT IS

Be immersed in boiling pools of voracious ants or have your entire body be covered in leg hair and have each individual hair be slowly plucked.

Note: if you have never had your leg hairs pulled on, and you have hair on you legs, grab some hair on your inner thigh and pull. If you don't have any hair there and/or you have no clue what I'm talking about, it hurts like crap!

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 9, 2008

I guess the ants…I have no hair on my legs so I can't try that out but I'll take your word for it that it hurts lol.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life only smelling onions or to have copacabana playing in your brain forever?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 10, 2008

Both would make you cry eventually, but I think that I'm going for the onions.

Would you rather go to hell when you die or reincarnate as a left testicle?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 10, 2008

Ha! I'll dangle to the side and stick to the sweaty leg of a jock. You'd probably do that in Hell any way (though you'd probably be Satan's left testicle. Ouch!).

Would you rather have a bunch of little kids run up and begin eating you alive (they're really strong, so you can't get them off) or have your eyes pulled from the back of your head and have someone force their entire body in your mouth? They're fat, by the way. And they end up in your stomach. But you have to digest them all the way.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 11, 2008

Being eaten by kids. I still have a chance to kill the little bastards, and at least I have a better chance to live.

Would you rather wake up to find out that you "slept" with your mom, or wake up to find that you "slept" with a dead pig while being tapped on national TV?

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 8, 2008

Ded pig. If i get to cook it later

Be in a 10x10 room with Michel Jakson or me

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 8, 2008

You.

I'm too young to be left alone with Michael Jackson.

Would you rather jump of a cliff or drown?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

Would you rather jump of a cliff or drown?

Jump off a cliff, you never know, there might be something soft at the bottom.

Would you rather date a hippie with three arms or a crab person?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

id date the three armed hippie

would you rather eat a 10 foot crab or get turnedi nto a 4 yr old boy and locked in a room wtih michal jackson?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

Eat the crab. they go good with butter

Would you rather starve or eat your own entrails?

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

I rather starve

Ghostbusters or Team America

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 9, 2008

Team America, fuck yeah!!!

Eating a porcupine or a hedgehog?

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 9, 2008

hedgehog less pain

Scrubs or Star Trek:Voyager

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 9, 2008

Scrubs.I hate Star Trek and Scrubs is awesome.

Spend a week in the Sahara Desert or a week in Antacticta.

Posted at 3:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

A week in the Sahara, I might get frazzled but atleast I'd be tanned!

Would you rather live on a giant cookie or inside a donut?

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

Cookie!But only if it was chocolate chip.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life eating meat or vegetables?

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 10, 2008

meat cuz MEAT PWNS ALLLLLLL

would you rather date laura croft [tomb raider] or roll from megaman?