Thread "XXVI The Guild Wars!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Solution. An elevator. you can't fall out of an elevator.

And priceless guys, XD Mett you're really lucky I purchased those plastic guardrails at the dollar tree. Oh shit it broke.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

No, we can't just give up! Not after all we've been through! If we just give up now, then we'll feel dissapointed with ourselves, because we could have made this eventful, but just quit! No says I! I'm calling those raider girls over!
Zeph: You don't have a phone Mett.
I'm using email.
Ninja: Yar, ye have no computer!
I am a computer!
Ninja: Wait, raider girls? The party wild type?
Yeah, but if you pay them they promise not to injure anyone.
*Mettaur is talking over live chat*
Yeah, hello? Hey Jessy, what says you and the girls do some work at a flying boat converted into a strip club? Jessy? Jess?
Ninja: Wait, hows they gonna get way up here?
Oh yeah, last time I didn't pay them enough, they stole three of our finest Verti-Birds. Zeph, we did install that pool, right?
Zeph: Yes, you can't remember what you built?
No, just making sure the girls have aplace to land in…incoming!
*SPLOOSH!*

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

You realize that you have to go abroad to find women for your club right? We ain't joining. I'm not that desperate for college funds.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Grrr I'm jealous I don't have a flying strip club!

Your plans will never succeed

Yarr, More haters of the port bow. And It looks as tho they gunna hate! Mett!
Mett: Yeah?
Load the cannons >_< WE'LL BLAST THE LOTTA THEM!
Mett: This is a club, we have no cannons…
'Tis what you think!
Zeph: Why would you put cannons on a strip club?
YARR, I'LL DO IT ME SELF! *loads cannons* Strippers, FIRE AT WILL!

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

We seem to have a problem, an insufficient amount of strippers. Like none.
Mett: What about the-
They missed the boat.
Ninja: Ar, they be land lubbers.

And it's not in the clouds, the strip club is built on a hoverpad. Not on clouds. I'll just hire the plastic bullet girls to work it.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

We seem to have a problem, an insufficient amount of strippers. Like none.
Mett: What about the-
They missed the boat.
Ninja: Ar, they be land lubbers.

And it's not in the clouds, the strip club is built on a hoverpad. Not on clouds. I'll just hire the plastic bullet girls to work it.

Yarr, I can "conscript" some of Niamer's finest girls to come on board. A fine Imperial world to be sure. They'd have some decent pilots as well.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Grrr I'm jealous I don't have a flying strip club!
Your plans will never succeed
Yarr, More haters of the port bow. And It looks as tho they gunna hate! Mett!
Mett: Yeah?
Load the cannons >_< WE'LL BLAST THE LOTTA THEM!
Mett: This is a club, we have no cannons…
'Tis what you think!
Zeph: Why would you put cannons on a strip club?
YARR, I'LL DO IT ME SELF! *loads cannons* Strippers, FIRE AT WILL!

Remember I don't just have a store up there. My house and lab are up there…also my garden. Salsa has his fancy space do-dads but I have nanites and magic…also candle sticks. Candle sticks that I turned into missles!

@Zeph: Is it on, in or within 200ft of my clouds airspace?

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.

PP is a smart cookie.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I was supposedly supposed to take over the boat…. So if Money has the skies. I WANT THE OCEANS!

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

BAH! I will not run from TFGM and his techno Heresy! Come lads, we got the Emprah and the Omnisiah on our side! TO WAR! *summons Imperial war fleet*

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.

Yeah but at the time I expected that the boat would… you know… float.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.
Yeah but at the time I expected that the boat would… you know… float.

That's for gravity fearing cowards!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.
Yeah but at the time I expected that the boat would… you know… float.
That's for gravity fearing cowards!

Don't talk trash about Isaac Newton.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Rough sketch.

Oh and I went there. Not only women can be strippers. XD

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

That Zero's a sexy fiend!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So, the fight is over? Maybe Monkey just got bored and annoyed and left us alone so he'd stop getting a headache. Oh well…wait, girls from both Niamer AND Plastic Bullets? What am I doing selling the booze and earning money with this group working the boat? I should be buying the booze and wasting ma money on them! *Switching to party mode* Yeeeehaw! Lets get drunk and spend money on things we'll later regret when they ask when we're planning the wedding! Haha, good thing I put my mind in a bot this game, or I'd be hurting as hell the next morning!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

WE'RE NOT DONE UNTIL I HEAR A CRY OF SURRENDER!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

There are cries of surrender going up all around the ship, this is the club, isn't it?

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

WE'RE NOT DONE UNTIL I HEAR A CRY OF SURRENDER!

Ok, enough is enough. It's time to put a stop to this.

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

meanwhile from a safe distance…

can't take my butterflies out for a fly without running into epic sky warfare…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

can't take my butterflies out for a fly without running into epic sky warfare…

I thought those produced hallucinogenic gas.

… Now that I think about it, I guess it would make sense why you're always seeing freaky stuff, every time you take them out.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

WE'RE NOT DONE UNTIL I HEAR A CRY OF SURRENDER!
Ok, enough is enough. It's time to put a stop to this.

FINE! I'll call of the attack and stop talking all piraty. But I ain't landing the party boat! A good party never goes down!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Why are you so against our floating strip club? It's not hurting anyone. Okay maybe Jninja, but he likes the pain.