Thread "XXVI The Guild Wars!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So, the fight is over? Maybe Monkey just got bored and annoyed and left us alone so he'd stop getting a headache.

I was fighting? I though I was just swating some flys. But it looks like maru is taking care of it. Though I do wonder how he managed to get a force shield that can stop candle stick missles. Crocty must of stolen my techogoly before he left and put it on his boat. The fiend!

Also Roku the reason why I allow you to fly around is cause you arn't starting businesses in my skies and I'm scared of your butterflys.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Why are you so against our floating strip club? It's not hurting anyone. Okay maybe Jninja, but he likes the pain.

I was good with ignoring it until it descended into a sky war! I don't want to see anyone go down in flaming wreckage!

Flaming wreckage that may itself hurt someone.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

The skies are not just yours <_<. ANd it's a harmless joke strip club.

If thats the case, tell Monkey to stop hogging the sky.
>_> I'm starting a Casino instead, like the one in Code Geass R2

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Nope pp told me to build it over Crocty's old boat. So it's away from your cloud territory.
Yeah but at the time I expected that the boat would… you know… float.
That's for gravity fearing cowards!
Don't talk trash about Isaac Newton.

Best video you've ever showwed us. Keep up the good work.

@Zeph: Actually I do own the skies. While I was in office I snuck it in the town charter. Why eles would I be pardoner so much? :3

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

can't take my butterflies out for a fly without running into epic sky warfare…
I thought those produced hallucinogenic gas.

… Now that I think about it, I guess it would make sense why you're always seeing freaky stuff, every time you take them out.

the whole nuclear bombing sadly depleted most of their ability to produce the gases but gave them super strength as all nuclear mutants are entitled to. naturally.

though i can only take a few out at a time or it can be problematic.

I'm scared of your butterflys.

as you should be… as you should be…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

-Sets up Zeph's Casino and Game house- Much better business.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I was fighting? I though I was just swating some flys. But it looks like maru is taking care of it. Though I do wonder how he managed to get a force shield that can stop candle stick missles. Crocty must of stolen my techogoly before he left and put it on his boat. The fiend!

Also Roku the reason why I allow you to fly around is cause you arn't starting businesses in my skies and I'm scared of your butterflys.

Think you own the skies you arrogant SONUVA… WAR'S BACK ON!!! *looks up at Maru's sad face* damn… can't start a fight with that looking at me. JUDGING ME!
And that shield was my doing. A little bit of Imperial Tech. And I got plenty more where that came from. Best share the skies Monkey, cus I got a few tricks up my sleeves.

-Sets up Zeph's Casino and Game house- Much better business.

So where does that leave Mett, the ship, and me?

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I'm abandoning ship, I know when a fight is loss. (Even though I really wasn't fighting) But next match, I want a Casino. OOH OOH! A candy casino! With choclate coins and stuff as the winnings, that would be bad ass.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

And thus ends Townston's short marriage with a flying Strip cub. It will be missed.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Thank goodness no one got hurt. That ship scared me. A lot.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

-flying strip club crashes into the orphanige while nobody is piloting it, starting it aflame, along with creating a nice crator, screams of agony can be heard-

Yes, good thing nobody got hurt. -sweat drop-

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

I'm abandoning ship, I know when a fight is loss. (Even though I really wasn't fighting) But next match, I want a Casino. OOH OOH! A candy casino! With choclate coins and stuff as the winnings, that would be bad ass.

Zeph you should put that awesome Casino under water.

@ninja: As the player that has been elected into office most I know most about the town laws. So I used my insight into rewriting the towns laws. I put a whole ton of surprises in there. Like did you know it is against the law to shot someone when they are eating donuts? Or that I changed the towns offical language to pig latin?

FEAR MY POWER OF LAW!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

-flying strip club crashes into the orphanige while nobody is piloting it, starting it aflame, along with creating a nice crator, screams of agony can be heard-

Yes, good thing nobody got hurt. -sweat drop-

Awwww… we really should have landed that thing. Now I do not think I will sleep at night.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

And thus ends Townston's short marriage with a flying Strip cub. It will be missed.

aw, i didn't get to break out the super cute attack. though in retrospect it is probably for the best.

A candy casino! With choclate coins and stuff as the winnings, that would be bad ass.

that good sir, is a wonderous idea.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

-flying strip club crashes into the orphanige while nobody is piloting it, starting it aflame, along with creating a nice crator, screams of agony can be heard-

Yes, good thing nobody got hurt. -sweat drop-

NNnnnoooooooooooooooooooo! Not my secret mutant factory!?! I mean those poor orphans. Poor poor orphans. Just to be safe no one should go near there. *Shifty eys*

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

DOnuts give me protection. I'm so building Zeph's Underwater candy casino. Oh, and as the pardoner last game, I rewrote the law that under the ocean belongs to Zeph :3

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

@ninja: As the player that has been elected into office most I know most about the town laws. So I used my insight into rewriting the towns laws. I put a whole ton of surprises in there. Like did you know it is against the law to shot someone when they are eating donuts? Or that I changed the towns offical language to pig latin?

FEAR MY POWER OF LAW!

And as the town drunk, I'm now going to MY insight into this bottle of vodka and drown out the sound of screaming orphans. I prefer to wake up to it, not go to sleep to it.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

-flying strip club crashes into the orphanige while nobody is piloting it, starting it aflame, along with creating a nice crator, screams of agony can be heard-

Yes, good thing nobody got hurt. -sweat drop-

NNnnnoooooooooooooooooooo! Not my secret mutant factory!?! I mean those poor orphans. Poor poor orphans. Just to be safe no one should go near there. *Shifty eys*

My tea cakes…

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

Donuts give me protection.

donuts that can only be acquired at my bakery…

I rewrote the law that under the ocean belongs to Zeph :3

i will give you said donuts if you give me an' my dolphin free passage of your watery domain

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So… anyone else noticed that we went through two pages discussing a flying strip club. Is that normal for these games?

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

No we need more pages.

Also
@Roku, Deal.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So… anyone else noticed that we went through two pages discussing a flying strip club. Is that normal for these games?

Actually…yes. In the early games we went on all sorts of wild hi-jinxes.

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

We also need a narration.

-eats candy coins-

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

So… anyone else noticed that we went through two pages discussing a flying strip club. Is that normal for these games?
Actually…yes. In the early games we went on all sorts of wild hi-jinxes.

Oh… YAY!

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 20, 2010

DOnuts give me protection. I'm so building Zeph's Underwater candy casino. Oh, and as the pardoner last game, I rewrote the law that under the ocean belongs to Zeph :3

I used double quadtuple quintuple sextuple septuple octuple nonuple decaple undecaple duodecaple tredecaple quattuordecaple quindecaple secret super law codes to bind the sky to me forever. Everything else is just normal laws. Change what you will.

But god help the person that make hurting trees legal. My clouds have an alliance with the trees.