Hehehe, my. Well, when the set gets fixed up and repaired, Zara here has a question for you!
Zara: I do?
Yes, you do! *Leans in and whispers*
Zara: *Gasp* Oh yes! What I would like to know is if there are any fairtales or legends of people that are signifigant of the past? In example, we have our stories of Alixixi and Saris, what about you?
*Staring intently*
Jessica: Why yes there are!
There used to be creatures that lived on this world long, long ago. They called themselves "hyoomans". These creatures were said to wield great magic. They had chariots that would move without animals to pull them, some were even known to fly!
Some of these hyoomans were good, others were bad. There was one hyooman who was so evil, so terrifying, that he was refered to in the book of Gia, (The bovine bible.) as the creator of evil. It is written that this vile hyooman slaughtered millions upon millions of bovines and had thier flesh consumed within the walls of his tempels which he had erected all over Gia's beautiful surface.
Toshubi: What was this hyooman's name?
Jessica: I dare not speak it! He is only known as the "Evil One".
Toshubi: Let me see that book. (Takes the Book of Gia and flips through it.) Is this it right here?
Jessica: Y-yes. Please, He is responsable for the deaths of millions… maybe even trillions of bovines!
Toshubi: His name was Ronald McDonald?
Jessica: AHH!!! YOU SPOKE THE NAME OF THE EVIL ONE!!! (Looks around nervously.)
Toshubi: Jessica, the hyoomans are long gone. The nanos made them disappear long long ago.
Jessica: Your heathen ways fail to inform you of the hyooman's return to Gia's boosim one day. When that day comes, all furries must either choose to stand together… or perish at the hyooman's magical wands and staves of destruction! (Breaks down into incoherent crying and blabering.)
Toshubi: We'll be back, I need to calm her down.
(To be continued.)