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*still rummaging through lunch box* now what can I use?*pulls out a tin of hotdogs in brine and a tin opener*hmmm….*starts trying to beat his way into the mech with the tin of hotdogs*come…out…and…fight…like…a gentleman!

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Isn't there a boom-boom on the back of CC's skull? How long did you set that timer for waff?

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huh? oh right *rummages through coat* now where did I put that detonator?

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*The spell complete, a rent in reality appears and a Shoggoth reaches out it's indescribable pseudopod to devour Waff, soul and all*

Oh, you mean the detonator that I ate? Sorry, I get so hungry sometimes.

*Noms on the controls to the mech, causing it to fall over*

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*something appears to be wrong with shoggoth* *the shoggoth's stomach explodes outwards and waff climbs of the wreckage clutching his sabre* I shall not die until you fight me like a gentleman cc!*waff points his sabre dramatically at cc*

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*Screams*

YOU CAN'T KILL A SHOGGOTH! You've just made it multiply a thousandfold! FOOL! You'll destroy the planet!

Jumps out of mech and activates temporal shift device. A buzzing humm fills the air.

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*raises sabre*have at ye!*charges*

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*starts grappling with cc*

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No no no! We have to get OUT of he-

*The universe blips between reality an NOTHING*

Gahh! See?? Come ON!

*Tries to drag Waff to the time machine*

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I could kill a shoggoth.
I just choose not too.

(And so could the Real Ghost Busters in the classic episode 'collect call of cthulu')

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No no no! We have to get OUT of he-

*The universe blips between reality an NOTHING*

Gahh! See?? Come ON!

*Tries to drag Waff to the time machine*
*considers then rushes to the time machine managing to drag cc along with him* we shall continue our duel in the time machine.

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