good people of townston, i bring you ill tides, for your beloved axe weilding mayor is mafia
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woe!
woe upon the good people that this fate should befall us!
take heed my dearest citizens for great suffering may soon befall us all. i am sorry
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MAFIA XLIX: A Nice Clean Mafia
As Product and Roku took to the podium of important Townstonian things, Product cleared his throat "Now, this was a strange election, and I did promise strange things, like that I'd name my axe pardonner. Well, I am a man of my word so…" and before anyone could even figure out what that implied, Product Placement swung the axe of forgiveness with a great, cleaving backswing, right onto Rokulily.
[spoiler]Rokulily the Vigilante was insta-axed[/spoiler]
"We did good, Forgiveness. We did good." Product picked up the mangled pardonner sash and tied it to his axe as he walked off stage and called it a day.
Yeah. So Product, maybe this is why you don't get to be Mayor so often. The power goes to your head, or to your axe. whatever. it's messy.
Looks like the town has to hope that the SK wants the mafia dead before he/she turns attention toward the upstanding citizen types.
ayesinback wrote:
Yeah. So Product, maybe this is why you don't get to be Mayor so often. The power goes to your head, or to your axe. whatever. it's messy.
I'll have you know that I've been a pretty good mayor, when fighting on the side of the town.
While I haven't always survived all the way through, every single game where I was elected into office, has resulted in the side that I was on in winning the game.
But alas. The Axe must have its way and the Axe demands a more appropriate avatar. (Edit: Never mind. GM says no so I'll stay a Hissyfit lord.)
Also, there is currently an open position in Team Evil, for anyone interested.
Product: I am still grieving the untimely death of Rokulily and you're Openly Recruiting! Perhaps a new title is in order: The Flaunter of Finite Forgiveness. or something like: FLAUNTER
@jninja - I like the narrations! well, maybe not the actions, but you gussy them out very nicely
Kroatz wrote:
same wrote:
- I feel like I've wasted my vote.
Now, be nice. If only one more person had voted for Roku, she would have ended as the mayor. That means, you would have ended up with the local vigilante in office and I probably would have been instalynhced; not a bad start for the town, in all regards.
So while Same's vote may not have mounted to anything, it's not like it was a total waste. It's just that it wasn't good enough.
Call Me Tom wrote:Okay let's see were to start. The town decided not to give me a graduation gift, Kroatz made points about how the same people get into office/gm. Product made a fuss about how the numbers showwed he hasn't been in office THAT much, while pointing at me and guestimating how often I have been in office. I counter with a no one pays attention to me anyway. Product and Roku get into office together as a power couple. But like most couples in politics one claimed the other was a mafia and then was instalynched by the other. Kroatz asked who shall the townies rally around to fight the mafia mayor. Product dropped any sort of facade. He is mafia and people who voted for him are thus probably mafia.
I've just finnished doing 16 hour shifts at work can someone get me up speed with whats going on?
TLDR: Product is 90% likely to be mafia.
Just have to note that Kroatz found a great meme. Ordinarily I'm not a meme fan, but, you know – Patrick Stewart making a duck face …
Since it's my job to state the obvious (although I remain untitled, so I guess it's a volunteer position), I take it that the detective will be posting his/her discoveries instead of discussing them in private with the BO (Bad One - but you knew that. see: obvious)
ayesinback wrote:lementably i can't control people's actions… yet, I must accept simply dressing said actions with ribbons and euthanisms. SPEAKING OF TOPICS I DIDN'T MENTION! Less than an hour and a half left, boys and girls! What will happen next? Oh I am just tickled pink to find out!
@jninja - I like the narrations! well, maybe not the actions, but you gussy them out very nicely
Product Placement wrote:I'm more curious what the vigilantee has to say about th-…
Well… I'm always interested in hearing what the detective has to say about stuff.
Veeeery interested.
…
Hm? Yeah, all right. I'll go tell them.
And so is the axe.
Oh wait.
NIGHT ONE
Well here we are, boys and girls, and by we I of course mean you, since I am just a spectre DAMNED TO NARRATE THE DEATHS OF YOU ALL! Ahem, moving on. When TheFlyingGreenMonkey, or Monkey as he will be refered to because damn that is like a stupidly long name to have to type out, was a real go getter! A real man of the night, usually. Tonight he just sat at home and watched cartoons. Yes, monkey was blissfully watching the latest episode of his favorite animations when he heard an old skulking. Before the cats that control old Monkey could turn him around to investigate this perculiar sneaking noise, his throat was ripped out in less than four shakes of a Harkovast's tale!
[spoiler]TheFlyingGreenMonkey *pant pant* the mafia goon is off the air[/spoiler]
Monkey's sneaky murderer was in no hurry to leave however, infact the assailant actually sat down to catch the rest of the delightful cartoon on the television!
DOUBLE LYNCH DECLARED
Well well now, folks, things sure are heating up for day two! Heating up so much you might need to get me some tasty ice cream to cool down my typing fingers so I can continue to narrate this thrilling game! … With a waffle cone! GOD HELP YOU IF YOU FORGET MY CONE! Ahem, tasty, frozen confectionaries aside, kidlets, you should all send in TWO candidares to be lynched! Yes, that would be great if you did.
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