Thread "Alien envasion! Now what?" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Just post what youd do in an alien invasion situation.

If were screwed anyway id fight back and attempt to be badass while doing it.

Weapons would be a desert eagle, shades and badass attitude.

100 internets if you get my reference.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Collect information on the enemy.
Make myself impossibly scarce. If there is one physical skill I'm scary good at, it's not being detected.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

I would simply destroy them all with my Godlike sexyness. Problem solved, humanity saved, you're welcome.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Wait a few years, we just need some really annoying sidekick to convince some badass guy to take every goddamn alien down singlehandedly.

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

I would simply destroy them all with my Godlike sexyness. Problem solved, humanity saved, you're welcome.

Im sure a good probe would change your mind about that plan.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Good point, new plan. Make impenetratable anal armor, then gather Stephen Colbert, Bruce Campbell and Sean Connery together to form the ultimate fighting force. Colbert provides the power of truthiness, Campbell the chin, and Connery the accent. They shall be unstopable!

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Just post what youd do in an alien invasion situation.

If were screwed anyway id fight back and attempt to be badass while doing it.

Weapons would be a desert eagle, shades and badass attitude.

100 internets if you get my reference.

My first objective would be the tv station…

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 5, 2010

Bargain with them, and help them invade. Why not? Humans sure haven't done a bang-up job with this planet.

Yes, I'm a bastard.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

Simple- Get the spelling police.
Those blokes will take out the envadors, no worries!

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Or… we could try Duke Nukem. :)

But knowing him it'll be a loooooong wait. :(

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 6, 2010

Simple- Get the spelling police.
Those blokes will take out the envadors, no worries!

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Or… we could try Duke Nukem. :)

But knowing him it'll be a loooooong wait. :(

He does have a lot of gum to chew before he can start to kick ass. A lot of gum.

I would just tell them that this isn't Earth and the planet they're looking for is that giant yellow sphere.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

i'd ask em why they never return my calls or pay child support for the octopus baby i bore for them. yer all excited about aliens, dont be. they're deadbeats. fuckin probin, whino deadbeats.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

I would probably just do a terrible job of hiding from them. Then, when the aliens found me I'd do a terrible job of pretending that I was actually one of them. And then I'd do a terrible job of running away screaming.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

If we're honest, none of us would actually do anything, other than moan about it in the moan thread.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

If we're honest, none of us would actually do anything, other than moan about it in the moan thread.

Actually you're probably right. The aliens would find me sitting in front of my computer.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 7, 2010

If we're honest, none of us would actually do anything, other than moan about it in the moan thread.

Actually you're probably right. The aliens would find me sitting in front of my computer.

Aliens kill everyone meaning no internet. Of course id do something.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

There's too many varieties of alien attacks. If we're going zombie plague I've got a dozen or so ideas, but aliens? You'll have to be more specific.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

There's too many varieties of alien attacks. If we're going zombie plague I've got a dozen or so ideas, but aliens? You'll have to be more specific.

Like enslave the human race. With blasty guns and what not. With armys of aiens and overlords etc.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

i would try dressing in a bear costume. maybe they dont know so much about Earth wildlife , so they wouldnt pay much attention to me, i could prolly survive long enough to assemble a resistance force of psuedobears ,maybe other animals as well. then after a few years we. get busy blowing shit up with traps n stuff Ewok style but less suicidal . Those aliens would be so confused.