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Ruin A Wish game

yaz47
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Granted, but you are knocked down a few minutes later.

I wish I was a book.

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Granted, but everyone knows Disneyland's have small dicks.

I wish I was fern.

Cthulhu
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Granted, but fern becomes much less funny at that moment, and is banned for being boring.

I wish for a small bag of sand.

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Granted, you're Charlie Manson! (He shot people, right… Hell if I know.)

I wish for a medium-sized bag of sand.

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Granted, but he was assassinated by me. I MEAN… He was assassinated by some random guy who thinks McDonald's food is disgusting.

I wish for an extra toe on my right foot.

Cthulhu
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Granted, but the wish-granter didn't understand what you were talking about, so he just made a second Christmas, which is about the birth of Jesus Jr.

I wish I had a frog.

Cthulhu
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Granted, but his evilness leaks into your brain, and you become the next Hitler.

I wish I was a giant midget.

yaz47
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Granted, you are the same size as you are now.

I wish I had Hitler's brain, and I'm already evil so that doesn't work.

Cthulhu
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Granted, but you only get the good side of Hitler, and now you are a family man that enjoys spending time with your friends and family.

I wish for a quarter.

veritan
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Granted, but then it is lost in the washing machine.

I wish I remembered to cut my nails.

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Granted, but you cut them off completely.

I wish I knew what fern was talking about in this statement.

Granted! The sand is so small that it makes the Nano look like Zero's ego.

WHAT EGO?!

yaz47
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Granted. Unfortunetly, you kill yourself afterwards.




I wish I hadn't killed that fish in second grade.

Cthulhu
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Granted! That fish killed you in second grade!

I wish for a dime.

ZeroVX
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Granted. It falls off a 20-storey building and splits you in half.

I wish for a clean source of power.

veritan
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Granted, but the Pope pilfers it from you. Good thing too, I think I saw Michael Jackson behind you.

I wish I had a good book to read.

veritan
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Granted, you are now reading Prey, but it spontaneously combusts before you are able to finish it.

I wish there weren't so many spiders in my room.

veritan
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Granted, it is now filled with Hello Kitty stuff.

I wish had some ice cream.

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