Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 9, 2007

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granted, they still suck

I wish I knew what the brown thing that is next to the green duck on the logo is

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

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Granted! the brown thing is the green duck's favorite tranny.

I wish for no admin to read my response.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 9, 2007

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granted a mod reads it and tells an admin

I wish for a whopper

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted, you get swallowed by a giant fish.

I wish to know when SSBB will finally be out.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately you haven't discovered that E3 is this week and there's a high possibility that the release date will be revealed this week!

I wish for that to be phuknee.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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…no i will not screw your knee…




i wish that there was something for me to do that would make my comic better…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! Your comic is now made by another person!

I wish for a Dinosaur? Yes.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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okay!!! you get adinosaur of a heart attack and die in negative 2 seconds…dont worry…at least your comic will be missed…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted, you get eggs that grow sponge dinosuars when you put them in water.
EDIT: curse you nerds! Anyhoo-

I wish I had a pet rock.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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granted…meteor showeerrrr!!!!!!




i wish i was a not in the head able to give my sternum to a noble dinosar that the thing was so small that you coulnt kill her…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! You got everything that you wished for but seconds later you realized you didn't want it anymore.

I wish I could understand nerds' last wish.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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granted… you probably didnt want to know

I wish I had a bazillion american dollars!

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately bazillion is not a number, so you receive nothing.

I wish I had some Apple Juice!

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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granted… its old disgusting apple juice

I wish I had used a real number in my last wish :(

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! The real number is changed to 0, so once again you still receive nothing!!!

I wish I wasn't so funny.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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granted with out your funniness people dont like you anymore…

I wish to be the ruler of the world! :D

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted, except V shows up and overthrows you! Vive la revolution!

I wish I had the next Harry Potter book.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted, but then you are mugged and bitten by rabid Harry Potter fanboys.

I wish for a solar eclipse.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunately you discovered that you had super powers… but then Sylar ate your brain.

I wish Heroes wasn't overrated.

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

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Granted. Now the term is 'overhyped'.

I wish I wasn't an insomniac (I can't sleep)

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 11, 2007

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Granted! You are now a convicted rapist.

I wish E3 would be at my backyard.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

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Granted, except it's incredibly short because of how little room there is in your backyard.

I wish my brother hadn't decided to join up here.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

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Granted. But everyone else in your family, including your grandparents, has decided to join.

I wish my room wasn't covered in dust.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

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granted…now its covered in cat shit…you shouldve stayed with dust…



i wish the tinrklrffngfd would visit your mom…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

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Granted! Unfortunaly tinrklrffngfd had a heart attack as soon as it saw your mom's face.

I wish for MGS4 to come out tomorrow and not in 2008.