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groan. that's the worst pun I've heard…

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"Tourette's syndrome isn't just about swearing *fuckingfuckingcuntfacetitfeaturesdickswallowingmonkeyballs!* it involves uncrontrolled twitching too."

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I have a problem… I'm too damn gun-happy and I love explisons way too much.

WHAHAHAHAAHA!! (blows up an house) isn't that so neat to watch?

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Three's a crowd, four's an orgy

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maybe I should shave off my moushucse… what do you think?

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"Yeah. The director said that the film for the movie was only three frames per second instead of twenty-four, thanks to budget cuts. But dang if I'm not gonna make it work!"

~IJ

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Is this hair?

Ozoneocean
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"This is hair."

AQua_ng
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And to quote the Arctic Monkeys…

Stop giving the eyes of me,
I'll stop giving the eyes of you.

Ozoneocean
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"Why does "Tennessee" only have one "T"? I don't get it…"

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Fry: How long do we have to stand here before we're allowed to go?
Zoidberg: Who cares? I found title words to munch on ^_^

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wake me up when they make a sprite cartoon show

AQua_ng
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I'm beginning to wear out the sole of my shoe now.

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"Can't….stop…staring….at….that….guy's……awesome……shoes….."

Ozoneocean
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"You Drunk Duck people think you're SOO clever, well, you bore me to slee.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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"Shoot! How do I turn off auto-fire?"

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"I will suck out your soul!"

::guy gives him a shoe::

"NOT 'SOLE' I SAID 'SOUL'!!!!!!"

Ozoneocean
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"OMG LEGO PORNO WITH HORSES!!!! ARRRGHHHH"

Stain
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Watch my head not move.

Ozoneocean
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Ok, bugger the game… Jesus's new avatar is FANTASTIC ^_^

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I am in envy of jesus's avatar. I wish I could look that good.

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"That hair dye wasn't meant to be purple… Bat damn! That looks SEXY on me ^_^"

Anonymous
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"Note ze phallic placement of ze gun. Coincedence? I zink not!"

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Since you've been signed out ( :lol: ) and have no avatar, in honour of my new improved avatar:
"DIE WANKER!" *KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW*

…I have become less intelligent just now…

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