The bad advice GAME!!!!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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brag to your friends till they shout at you that it's nothing new

I have to lynch someone (mafia)

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Uh….do it?

My room is a mess.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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blow it up

I'm gonna be bored this weekend (no dd)

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Go skydiving! Without a parachute! (What do you mean no DD? Like last weekend?)

My spoon is too big!

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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yep no dd again. :(

get a new one. made of mercury

I have a bike (pink floyd)

(don't know why I keep using parenthesees)

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!

I have sucky internet.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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No DD's just been running really slow lately. That's one of the reasons why they're having the server switch…I think. WAIT-I mean-um shoot your hardrive!

(delete 2 of those posts?)

I am the 1337 Master

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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|_34|2|\| 70 7Y|O3 |234|_ 3|\||_15|-|!

I'm not nerdy enough to read strong 1337!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I do the smacking noise donkey makes in shrek 2 too much

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Have your bottom jaw removed!

*Fail* Aw. I failed.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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You fail.

I dictate the world

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Make my life better!

My life sucks.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Yes it does.

I can slam a revolving door (chuck norris).

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Wait until somebody is in the revolving door. Then slam it.(BTW you are not Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Norris! Remember? Alternate Dimension?)

Serious problem: I like iCarley! I don't want to like it but I do!

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I'm sorry but I can't help you. (you said I am…but abbreviated…)

I can't think of anything new and fun to have bad advice on…

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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I know. I did that on purpose.

I can't think of anything either.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

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Get a brain.

I am a rubix cube with pants (quote from the santa clause 2. my little brother's watching it right now, not me)

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 21, 2009

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Solve yourself and quit crying!

My house is on fire!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 21, 2009

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Video tape it and put it on YouTube.

I made into the top 1000(Yaaaaaaaaaay! :D ), but I don't have my trophy yet.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 21, 2009

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(Finally someone else!)

Hack into DD to recode your page and insert the trophy in there!

Nobody likes me!

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

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very typical. deal with it. embrace it

I am addicted to co…ffee.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

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Try crack.

I don't know what time it is!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

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fly big ben to your evil incorporation in the tristate area (phineaus and ferb)

There's nothing good on TV

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

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Read a book. I recommend the collective works of Adolf Hitler!

I need faster cube solving times!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

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break your arms. use your feet.

I am annoyed with my slowly loading computer.