Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

Clear your hard drive and install Windows 95.

My iPod's battery life sucks cause it's old.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

Get a Zune (I have one)

I HAVE Windows 95.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

Get DOS!

I have no money to get a Zune!

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

sucks to be you / get money from your parents

I kinda, sorta, maybe, didn't, well, break my zune.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

Got any super glue?

I don't live near my parents. I moved halfway across the country this summer.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

they made facebook for a reason. and paypal too

I am hungry

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 22, 2009

(My parents don't own a computer and never will. They are from that generation)

Eat a pig. Like Peter and Clinton did. Or at least they thought they did.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 4, 2010

Don't write a problem

I curse to fucking much.

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Have your voice box removed.

The state's been overrun by enormous green Schnauzers!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Fight them with Cats

I'm bored

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

See how many tacks you can fit up your nose.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

Don't post a problem

I can't play guitar

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

Join a band.

I keep forgetting to post a problem.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

Have a computer chip installed in your brain programed to remind you to write a problem.

I'm hungry

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

Stop eating for a couple months.

Looks like this is Cool Guy's forum because he's replying to topics faster than my internet can load em.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

Kill him.

The world imploded.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

Explode what's left

My left testical itches.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

Cut all three off. …wait…

I'm falling behind on my Megamantics buffer.