Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 30, 2009

Learn from Cthulu

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 11, 2009

FAILED TO POST!

The weekend is passing me by!

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 29, 2009

Run fast and catch it

I need mental help

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 5, 2009

ask Dr. Phil for advice

i can't talk to girls at all

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 5, 2009

Try yelling.

I'm having trouble sleeping.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 5, 2009

try sleeping pills. The whole bottle just to be sure.

i have no ideas for comics.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 10, 2009

make your next one full of racial slurs and female abuse.

i don't like washing my hands.

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 12, 2009

Don't, then take a relaxing trip to mexico

My neighbor is annoying me

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 14, 2009

Blow him/her up (DUH)

My sister's annoying

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 20, 2009

Get a restraining order

My shoes smell REALLY bad

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 20, 2009

Inhale the stink then use Febreze

I can't beat GH2.

Posted at 3:05AM, May. 21, 2009

beat your friend instead

i cant think of anything to put

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2009

Break something then write what you did

I want the other 11 volumes of Death Note

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2009

buy the Jonas Brothers instead!

I have AAAAIIIIDDDDSSSSS… in the future, I will get it this Thursday!

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 23, 2009

commit suicide before then then.

someone who really annoys me has joined the game I'm participating in.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 23, 2009

Hack and destroy their computer.

I want the Death Note Movie in English

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 24, 2009

buy the Jonas Brother's movie in Japanese instead!

I need $100,000 to pay the Yakuza family

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 24, 2009

Get $100,000 and pay the Jonas Brothers instead.

I'm bored and hungry

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 24, 2009

eat lots to fill both needs but don't stop when they're filled. keep eating.

I am so tired of seeing the Terminator 4 ads on the right.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 24, 2009

Sue DD

I'm not hungry anymore but I'm still bored

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

Go huff paint thinner. Seriosuly, everyone's doing it.

I don't have enough money.

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

spend what money you do have on a margarita-ville!

I swallowed a cyanide pill, vomited it out, and then a cat swallowed my vomit, vomited it out, and then I slipped on a banana peel two days later.

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 17, 2009

You obviously need to eat your cats vomit. Duh.

I have the choice to buy candy and a bomb. What should I buy?

Posted at 4:06PM, Jun. 19, 2009

neither, spend the money on cheap internet pr0nz.

My underarm hair is so long that it is the amazon rainforest.

Posted at 10:06PM, Jun. 19, 2009

Clearly the best option that I can forsee isSHOOTYOURDOG! DOITRIGHTNOW!

I have multiple-personality disorder.