Thread "The bad advice GAME!!!!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 11:03AM, Mar. 14, 2009

Barf up the penny and give to me.
That's how much this advice cost.

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 14, 2009

Make it free

I had forgotten I made this game

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 15, 2009

Claim you have short term memory loss and try to get a tax deduction

my throat hurts

Posted at 12:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

It's obviously contaminated and it has to be surgically removed.

I have to spend the rest of the month working in a different region.

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

Learn every word and gesture that annoys the people in that region.you'll do great8D.

I'm trying to get hakoshen killed ('cos I'm bored) what do I do?

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

Track him down (with google) and then kill him then shout in front of a police station "I KILLED *insert Hakoshen's real name here*!!!!!"

I need to do homework.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

What're you ever gonna need homework for? It's not like it's for a grade or anything…

I have an cancer.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

Poke it.

I'm incredibly bored.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 16, 2009

Smash your balls. You'll be occupied for a while.

I got bakugan.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 18, 2009

sell it/them then.

I need advice

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 19, 2009

Keep coming to a webcomic webforum. We'll give you the most qualified, guaranteed advice you could ever ask for.

I'm sick of working in this new region, getting lost and spending 4 hours a day in a car. A car that stinks. How can I convince them to send me home two weeks early?

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 19, 2009

Start to refer to your boss as "sweet cheeks" and inform him/her how sexually appealing you find his/her children. I guarantee you'll be home before you know it.

The rating on my comic is in a free fall! What do I do?

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 19, 2009

Start posting enormous rants that degrade (physically, mentally, and sexually) and destroy all of your fans' wills to live. That'll help!

I found a large rock and am in the vicinity of a group of shabbily protected old people. What do I do?

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 19, 2009

glue googally eyes on the rock and attempt to sell it to the old people

what should i do for spring break?

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 20, 2009

Make Bombs disguised as Eggs and plant them in a Kindergarten Playground.

I can't draw female legs.

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 20, 2009

Wander around downtown asking random women to show you examples to work from.

I can't find a decent job.

Posted at 1:03AM, Mar. 21, 2009

Prostitution pays well.

What's the best way to quit smoking?

Posted at 5:03AM, Mar. 21, 2009

Take out your lungs.

I have a maths, a physics and an IPT exam this week.

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 21, 2009

Bring a flamethrower to school. Burn the teachers that are going to give you the tests.

No one's on MSN right now.

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 21, 2009

start stalking

how can I Improve my luck?

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 21, 2009

Find a leprechaun

I have to go to bed now.

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 23, 2009

Sleeping is a bad habit, best not to start.

I've got some really nasty gas right now, what do I do about it?

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 27, 2009

Go to a really small room and fart there.

I'm going to run 800,400, and 200 meters for field day

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

forget how to tie your shoelaces five minutes before the race

i need a way to make money

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 29, 2009

Rob a bank, but don't disguise your self

I can't draw worth crap.