The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 25, 2007

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* pulls out dead fish *

whew

* puts myself in dd machine*

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 25, 2007

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*Puts in every copy of every episode and movie and comic and any paraphernalia of Star Trek*

There now you never hurt anyone again.

*Pulls out season one of Heroes on DVD.*

Sweet.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 26, 2007

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*pull out every copy of every episode and movie and comic and any paraphernalia of Star Trek*

Wha?

Puts in a phaser.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 26, 2007

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*pulls my best friend out of Jail*

Ha thanks dude!

Oops, wrong place!

*puts him back in*

I'm too cruel!

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 28, 2007

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*Pulls out the missing Katrina funds*

So that's where you went…

*Watches Bush put in the missing 9/11 funds*

You son of a…

*Tosses in Bush*

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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*Pulls out Bush*

Aw man, I got a reject! Nothin worse than this!

*puts in the Riku Valentine profile*

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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*Puts in the evidence*

heh heh heh…

*Sneaks away*

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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-puts in the shroud of turin-
there, nobody will notice I just put a kleenex in…

…oh crap, was that the shroud of turin?!
-puts self in to try to fish it out-

Now I'm stuck.

IM IN UR VENDING MACHINE
SERCHIN 4 JESUS

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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*Pulls out a gay Mexican hair stylist*

Hey I found Jesus…

*Puts in the universe*

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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-puts in the drunk duck vending machine-

-pulls out the act of pulling out-

I AM A PARADOX!

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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*Puts in a pair of dox*

*Pulls out the Dirty Pair Flash*

*Cries with joy and thanks God*

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 29, 2007

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*There is nothing to put in.*

*Puts in something to fix it.*

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 29, 2007

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*pulls out tokyopimp5764*

What the hell were you doing in there?

*puts in the IRS*

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 29, 2007

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Pulls out the C.I.A.

"Huh…"

Puts in some starbursts…

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

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*Pulls out Milk Duds*

*Puts in Chicago… the band*

Posted at 3:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

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*Pulls out disturbed.*

Awsome, Crappy to cool!

*puts in Micheal Jackson*

Hope no boys under 15 pull THAT thing out.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

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* pulls out micheal jackson *

aaaaagh!! *shoots*

some things are best left dead…..


* puts darth vadar in *

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

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*pulls out darth vader*

Meh. At least it wasn't Michael Jackson.

*puts in an insane darth vader*

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Pulls out new avater.

Nice!

Puts in old avater.

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 9, 2007

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::Pulls out decency.::

Oh … That's where it went. >_<

::Puts in the a midget dressed as Pikachu::

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out the deed to nintendo*

AWSOME!

*puts in a magikarp*

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out a magicarp holding a self destruct button for the deed *

hmm throws magikarp down and shotts it in head ahahahahah * slams down on button deed explodes*

puts in dead magikarp

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out deck of naruto cards*

cool

*Decks tokyopimp5764*

*Throws the KOed tokyopimp5764 into the machine.*

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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* pulls out tokyopimp sex doll *

wow i got fans….obsessed fans

* puts dead blood and blaze into machine *

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

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*pulls out gold and a nintendo ds lite* YAY ME

*puts in chuck norris*