Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

*pulls out dd vending machine detonater *

heh * pushes * gold and a nintendo ds lite explodes.

* puts fish paste in dd machine*

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

::Pulls out whole fish.::

I just asked for a Mountain Dew. Christ, worst vending machine ever!

Is this thing a door to another demension or somethin? Weird.

::Sticks in the Pan's labyrinth.::

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

*pulls out tokyopimp's frontal lobe*

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MY LOCKER!

*puts in the enlarge-your-penis ads guy*

FREEDOM!!!

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 11, 2007

*pulls out tokyopimp's frontal lobe*

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MY LOCKER!

*puts in the enlarge-your-penis ads guy*

FREEDOM!!!

-that's distubing….very disturbing….-

*pulls out sprites*

ahahahahahaha oh these suck…..

*shoots barney and slams him into machine*

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

*shoots barney and slams him into machine*

*shoots TP for not getting the teletubies as well*

Bastard

*Pulls out the entire Happy Tree Friends series*

Not sharin this with Tokyopimp, and I know he likes it!

*puts in the purple Teletuby (I don't know their names)*

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

Pulls out prole.

Puts in jail time.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

*pulls out a cop, who chases Tokyopimp*

*Is too busy watching Tokyopimp's "Dead Carl" movie unfold to put anything in*

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

*Puts in a note. It reads:*

'Please, no violent things or stuff like shooting babies.'

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

*pulls out a nerd*

…………..

*kills nerd and cuts his head off and put it in machine*

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

Pulls out AQua_ng's note.

…..*see the head inside*

*writes note saying: It did not work, AQua_ng.*

Put's new note in.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 11, 2007

*pulls out own quote, reads*

From the context of randomly flipping to America's next top model with my sister:

Hey! Elephants can be sexy!

*puts in a Bushism*

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 19, 2007

*pulls out the internetz*

Score!

*puts in a sudoku book*

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 20, 2007

*Pulls out a rubiks cube*

Throws the damn thing against a wall, watching it smash into pieces.

*Put in a cherry bomb.*

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 21, 2007

(Pulls out rocket launcher) Dude what am I going to do with this.. huh!? (thinks of some evil people)>:) … (Puts in one of his million extra pillows)

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 24, 2007

*pulls out Zoom's pillow*

*smothers Zoom, and takes his rocket launcher*

*puts in ammo*

*realizes*DAMMIT!!!

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 24, 2007

Pulls out a robot caveman?! what am I gonna do with this?……………………………. To New York City!

Oh yeah *puts in Don Patch*.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 24, 2007

*pulls out a patch for FF7*

god, i already have this…

*inserts witty remark*

Posted at 6:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

Pulls out a snappy comeback.

Puts in a CD Rom.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

*pulls out a shitty romulan*

okay…*throws with star trek collection*

*puts in one third of an apple pie…*

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

pulls out pie

puts in 50 cent(the rapper)

Posted at 11:11AM, Nov. 9, 2007

Gets Ice T (the rapper)

Puts in chalk.

Posted at 2:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*pulls out 50 million dollars*

Sweet! I can get my 360 with this!

*puts in a lawyer*

I feel sorry for the dude that pulls him out.

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*pulls out large sword*

*puts in severed head of Shplane*

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*smacks cov for disobeying the law of calvin ball*

it clearly states that in no way can shplanes hat be removed from his body, even if the head goes with it…

*shoves cov in the machine for attempting the impossible*

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*Gets pummeled by large amounts of interweb facts*

*shoves in monkey*