Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*Removes Cov*

Ewwww…

*Fire VII's Cov"

There, hopefully that got it.

*Puts in Cov"

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

(that's right, i'm upholding your rule, be happy…)

*removes cov*

good god why don't you die?!?!?!?!?

*spartan laser'd cov*

*inserts cov's ashes…then pees on ashes in machine…*

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

… oh please don't let it be filled with urine…*takes out covs gern box*

… *throws it back in*

Posted at 10:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

(yeah, there would be nothing in it…)

*pulls out a webcam link to kitty showing her gern box to the world…*

oooh….Sansa e250??? what crap…

*puts in own gern box*

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

*pulls out Bill Gates's personal 360*

fuckin' SWEET!

*puts in request to find out what the FUCK a gern box is.*

Posted at 1:11AM, Nov. 11, 2007

Gets a letter explaining that god doesn't really exist and the big bang was just a concept and everything is a downright lie.

Inserts some sort of yellow liquid that was laying in a bottle on the ground.

Posted at 8:11AM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out a request about gern boxes…*

*inserts answer*

….

a gern box is an item from a german worksheet i got in class today, gern means like, it was used in the fashion of you have to write a sentence about what said person does and does not like to do… my friend and I just found it funny because the teacher said ' Okay, now look at Jutta's gern box…(Jutta being the person)

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 11, 2007

Gets German. lolFrankfurter.

Inserts tennis ball.

Posted at 9:11AM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out tennisball…auf deutsch…*

sehr gut…

*inserts random german tennis ball…*

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out living self*
Dammit, they didn't have to take it so literally.

*Puts in an active touch-sensitive nuclear bomb*

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

Hey guys what's u- shit not this thing again.

I spent so much time in this damnable thing.

*kicks machine*

Shit my foot!

*limps away*

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*throws penny at machine from safe distance….*

*machine explodes in massive nuclear mushroom*

*indestructible machine still stands…*

*walks up and inserts a 'you suck' note…*

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out note*
Ha Ha

*puts in large active missle

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*chucks cov at machine from safe distance….*

*machine explodes in a massive fiery inferno*

*indestructible machine still stands…*

*walks up and sends all of the giblets to an individual hospital to help those needing a transplant*

*puts a tape measurer in the machine*

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*throws someone's pain in the ass wife into the machine*

"Oh, Thank you! Now I'm free!"

*pulls out a gun and sword and shoots the dude in the head, then cuts up the body*

never say thank you to me!

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

(Pulls out a robot. Robot blows up)

( Puts in a man eating wolf)

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*Takes out wolf eating man*
*Unleashes him into the wild*
*Inserts spatula*

Posted at 8:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out a man-eating wolf who turns docile*

Good. a guard dog. let us send him after tokyopimp. Bastard needs to get on.

*Put in the doot to light (Kingdom hearts fans will understand)*

Posted at 9:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

..heh doot…

*Pulls out heartless*
*puts in a heart*

Posted at 11:11PM, Nov. 11, 2007

*pulls out my own nobody, who takes over the organization and finds Axel once more*

Damn, he just won't die! But that's cool! Axel is almost as cool as Riku!

*Shoves Xemnas in*

Posted at 12:11AM, Nov. 12, 2007

*pulls out crappy KH2 reference*
What? no game.
*puts in the one thing nobody can use against me*

Posted at 1:11AM, Nov. 12, 2007

*Pulls out Kingdome Hearts 3*

Oh yes… I will use this to my advantage.

*Floats in the air above this forum's numerous KH Fanboys, holding the game in his outstretched hand*

I have it now, and you have to wait years!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*Inserts Anton LaVey*

Posted at 5:11AM, Nov. 12, 2007

*Gets a bloody mess*

*puts in Prince of Persia 3 game*

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 12, 2007

*pulls out Riku's keyblade and Demyx's guitar*

Fuckin' SWEET! These weapons are AWSOME!

*puts in Splane*

Tch, try to withold KH3 again. Oh well, not like I care. Riku ain't even supposed to be in it.

Posted at 3:11PM, Nov. 12, 2007

*pulls out shplane partly*
OH NO YOU DON'T!

*Shoves him back in with small nuclear device set for two minutes*
(two minutes later)
*Bomb blows up, shplane is insenerated*