The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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*gets bottle cap*

Hey, I won a free Coke! Sweet!

*inserts a postcard from Del Boca Vista*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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*Gets a credit card with no limit*…. sweet!

*inserts a baseball card*

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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*Gets the amount of money said baseball player gets a year*

Eheheh.

*Inserts and exclimation point*

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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*gets crazy frog*

*quickly stuffs him back in*

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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Gets the title of overlord.

Yes! I'm a bad-ass freaking Overlord! (Points to who know where this quote comes from.)

Puts in an blazing Inferno.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 3, 2007

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*gets fire powers* neat!

*puts in a duke nukem doll*

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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*pulls out Wolf action figure (ask Rage)*

cool!

*inserts Knight in [shining] black armor*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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*Gets hell armor* neatness….

*puts in "Look yugichan…. the sacred stone…… wooooowwwwwwwwwwwww…. " *ahem*… the sacred stone.*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 4, 2007

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*pulls out a worthless rock*

Hmm.

*Inserts the soul reaver, Raziel infused*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*gets another soul reaver*

Kick ass….. now i have 2!

*puts in the little nikky and sits there watching the machine*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 5, 2007

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Walks up behind Thevampire_kain01 and push him in.

Pulls out a new Death Note.

Puts in a 1-up.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*Gets and a 10th life*

Sweet.

*Puts in poison mushroom*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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-gets poisoned-
OHCRUD.
x.X

-inserts paper airplane before fainting-

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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Sees Orange infrount of machine.
Pulls out a grape soda.

"Nice! My fav!"

Puts in orange.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*Takes out orange wedge* …oh.. O_o

*puts it back in*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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-Climbs out-

FREEDOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

-shoves kitty in-

:D

I had nothing on me so…yeah.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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Pulls out Kitty.

"You ok?"

Put's in his Soda bottle.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*Comes out fully armed and equipped with explosives*

Perfect, thank you very much.

*puts in a purple hamster*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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"Sorry 'bout that Kitty.
The machine demanded sacrifice."

-pulls out tranquilizer darts-

"sweeeet. i needed more of these."

-puts in a drugged purple hamster-

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*Pulls out knocked out purple hamster*

Nuuuuuu!!! You must live!!!

*throws in loose wires*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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-pulls out a piece of orange peel-

…oh crud.

-puts in a sack of hamsters-
>_>

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*pulls out sack of Albino Ferrets*

Yay! I'm keepin' em ^.^

*puts in a book of sex positions*

That wasn't as good of a read as I thought it would be. -.-

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*Takes out book and opens it*

Oh what's this…*eyes burst into flames*

…

*throws in scorched eyes*

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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Pulls out Flameing eyes.

…..O_o

Puts them back in.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 5, 2007

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*recieves Master Sword*

Do do do doooo!

*Inserts old sword*