Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 6, 2007

Puuls out a kitten.

Woohoo! A kitten!

Puts in an adult Big Dane

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 6, 2007

-pulls out a rabid puppy-

Oh shoot.

-throws it back in-

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 6, 2007

*Pulls out chinese food*
I was feeling a little peckish
*Chucks a jet pack in*

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 7, 2007

*pulls out Blaze and Alicia*

"… Let's go into that room over there"

*too busy to put anythin' back in*

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 7, 2007

*gets nothing*
WHAT THE HELL!?

*puts in Lord Shplane*
He's not here anymore so it's fine.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 7, 2007

*still too busy to do anythin', haha*

*I make Blaze go over to put in a cd of Eminem*

That guy is so fuckin' gay, and I hate rap, too.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 9, 2007

*pulls out crap*…

EDIT:*pulls out rap*

*puts in crap*…

EDIT:*puts in rap*

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 9, 2007

*Still too busy*

Damn, its been several days, and we still aint done!

*has Alicia go put in Tokyopimp's younger brother*

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 9, 2007

*pulls out younger brother*

Dead Carl:… what the hell?

stephan: oh thnx that one dude put me in there oh and i am queer

Dead Carl: shut the hell up your a disgrace to my family * smacks *

*slams stephan into dd machine *

*whistle's *

*stops next person at the machine *

Dead Carl: what ever you do don't grab the kid…

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 14, 2007

*smiles and grabs the kid* go get me a drink… OR DIE AND GO STRAIGHT TO HELL! muahahahahaha… heres a five ….get me a sprite. and keep the change. *hands a five*

*Inserts a picture of jessica rabbit with her signature and lipstick on it.*

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 14, 2007

*pulls out lightsaber*
shweeeet! Im gonna go play with this!!
(two hours later)
well,that was a painful experience.
*puts in severed arm*

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 15, 2007

*Walks up to the machine but can't really do anything, as he has his arms around Blaze and Alicia*

*Blaze pulls out Scepter of Darkness*

Ok, let's destroy that, since Mephiles, should still be in it.

*Alicia puts in 5 dollars*

That ought to make someone happy.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 17, 2007

*Gets ghost rider powers* THANK YOU!

*puts in a red orb (known as health)*

yeeeeee ha! Lets ride! *bursts intoflames and accedently destroys the machine but riding past it.*

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

*pulls out a penguin*

"What the!!"
Penguin: "Mwehee" *penguin runs off*
"Crap."

*puts in Mamemon*

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 17, 2007

*pulls out a dvd with the first digimon season on it*

cool. Best season ever so far.

*All three of us throw in insane video gamer*

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

*pounds on the glass*

"Um… guys? How am I supposed to get something out and put something in if I'm stuck in here?"

*pounds on glass some more*

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

Takes her out…FOR LUNCH! Muhahahahaha…ha?

Puts in a nickel.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 18, 2007

*runs away from aqua, finds the vending machine*

"Whoo! Now I hope I can get something good!"

*pulls out a rainbow-colored band*

"Chutlu is not here! How can I get this thing?"

*puts in rainbow-colored band*

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 18, 2007

*pulls out a fairy*

"Oh, thsank you. I've been stuck in thsere foreva. Allow me to show my appreciation!"

"Ah! Save me, Blaze! Kill him, kill him, please!"

"You little bitch!"

"How did you know I was the bitch?"

*all three shoot the "fairy"*

*puts in the dead body*

(in case you didn't get that, "fairy" is another word for "gay dude")

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

*pulls out flowers*

"How can you get that from a dead guy?"
*penguin comes by and snatches them*
"Evil penguins!!!"

*puts in flaming chakram*

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 19, 2007

*rides back to machine and pulls out crazy frog* son of a!

*puts that damn thing back in*

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

*pulls out a sword that cuts off my arm*

"Shat the Hell?" go gets surgion, he attaches arm and a change into a demon and kill him. Grow two sets of wings (upper larger angelic, lower smaller demonic)

"Oops."

*Shoves the corpse in*
Walks away but attraches the news and Oprah with the wings.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

*looks in the machine*

Damn, lotta dead dudes in there.

*manages to pull out $1000000*

Sweet

*puts in empty wallet*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

*pulls out LOZ fairy*

"Hey, listen. Hey, listen."

"AARRRGH!!!"

*kills fairy with lightsaber*

"Thats for years of torture,BITCH!!"

*Puts in dead LOZ fairy*

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 19, 2007

*jams stick up machine, dislodges all the dead bodies*
"I hate when I have to clean up someone else's mess"

*puts in organic eating virus to eat dead bodies*