Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 27, 2008

Gets dirt
Lots of dirt…

Sticks a shirt in

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 28, 2008

Take a slightly used shirt

Insert failed test

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 28, 2008

Takes out failed test.
Gives to some guy in school.
Steals his candy bar.
Puts in bitten chocolate bar.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 28, 2008

Pulls out a Bitten Chocolate Bar

Puts in Terminator 1&2

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 29, 2008

*gets Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines*

"Hmm, what to stick in…"

*Puts in Rocky Horror Picture Show*

"Now, if only I could find that n DVD"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 29, 2008

Pulls out a VHS

Puts in my Avi

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 29, 2008

*Pulls out a stupid looking megaman ava*

"…"

*Puts in Omega Shenron*

"Maybe that'll get rid of that stupid megaman lover. The origional series sucked."

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 29, 2008

Pulls out DBZ tencaichi 2

I already have this game

Puts in Cliford the big red dog's D***

Posted at 7:03AM, Mar. 1, 2008

*gets out a wolf*

"… Go, kill cool guy. He's an idiot."

*Inserts dead body*

Posted at 8:03AM, Mar. 3, 2008

Take out body

Insert crimial records

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 20, 2008

*pulls out record*
Wonder who's this is?
*opens, it belongs to Lord Shplane*
*reachs back in and pulls out cop*
Here you go, now I beleive this should be enough to arrest him.
*Cop goes after Shplane, puts in reb/black belt*
Won't be needing that after tonight.

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 20, 2008

*Pulls out Tyra Banks.* OH MY GOD, NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *Shoves her back in.* NNNNNNNNNOOOO!!!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!

Posted at 7:03PM, Mar. 22, 2008

*Kicks vending machine off cliff in the attempt to avoid tyra banks*
Oh dear god.. No
*Buys new vending machine and stuffs a Easter Bunny in it*

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 30, 2008

*pulls out a shotgun*

I know exactly who to use this on, heh.

*puts in old Dreamcast*

Posted at 9:04PM, Apr. 1, 2008

*reachs in and finds… a golden hammer*
"Oohuhuhu!"
*grabs hammer and starts bashing people in every direction for 2 minutes*
"well that was the funnest thing I've done in the last 24 hours, now for the clean up"
*puts in people hit with hammer and a golden rubber hammer*

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 4, 2008

*reaches in and pulls out a scanner*
Finally, Electronic Mayhem will be on DD
*Copy all pages of EM onto computer*
*Insert dollar*

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 15, 2008

*pulls out 10 dollars*

"wow this must be my pay for, wait i havent done anything in on the site for nearly 3 months, huh, oh well free money"

*slips* *falls in vending machine*

"…crap"

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 17, 2008

…?

(okay, rant time… so this year in school I got stuck in a math class full of freshmen and one the the losers in my group has formed the habit to speak out punctuations such as rather than merely having a look of confusion she says, "Dot dot dot question mark." and I seriously want to wring her neck…)

*puts in annoying freshman*

good riddance…

When i was a freshman i wasn't annoying and i was still treated like shit…but if kids start talking like that I will truly know that we are all doomed.

Pulls out a screwdriver.

puts in a quarter

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 17, 2008

*quarter hits eye*

"OW!"

*trys to toss quarter out slot, it bouncesback and hits my eye again.

"hello…?"

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 5, 2008

((wow no ones posted yet? did i ruin it? sorry,i'll delete my post if so…))

Posted at 9:06PM, Jun. 5, 2008

-Pulls out Satan's Heart- o3o

oooooooooo. This is going to be my prized possession!

-Puts in 50 bundle packs of 50 rainbow colored hairbands-

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 8, 2008

*Pulls out a old VHS tape of Richard Simmons' Sweating to the Oldies.*

Promptly throws it in the trash.

*Puts in a sack with a python in it.*

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

Pulls out an empty sack

0_0

Puts in a lifetime's supply of condiments

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

Pulls out a dead, fat man who seems to have died from eating too many condiments…

Puts in a handful of dandelions.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 8, 2008

wow, this thing is still running.

*pulls out Khan*

KHAAAAANN!!

*kicks him into the horizon and puts in $1.50*