Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 20, 2008

*pulls out headless midget*

…This gives me an idea for a sitcom!!!

*puts in rejected but awesome sitcom idea on a napkin*

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 21, 2008

*pulls out part of an arm*

dammit, not AGAIN…

*puts in an organic material purge module*

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 23, 2008

*pulls out Prime 3*
YES.
*puts in GH3*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 23, 2008

*pulls out GH3 again very quickly*
What the fuck do you think you're doing with that? o-o;
*puts in…money, of all things*

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 27, 2008

*pulls out bill gates*

DAMN YOU FOR BUYING RARE WITH ALL ITS GLORY!

*kills bill gates and puts his brains in*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 27, 2008

*pulls out assload of money*

…eww.

*puts in Bill Gate's ass*

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 28, 2008

*pulls out a complete set of Marlon Brando memorial plates*
*puts them back in again*

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

*pulls out a reusable nuke with the power to get hit by a nuke and not die*

….hehehe….now to go find microsoft AND THE RULE CLEVELAND MUAHAHAHAHA

*puts in a air head*

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

*pulls out ballon*

Its also blue. :3

*pulls out blue ballon*

>:3

*puts in ZA WARUDO*

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 28, 2008

*pulls out a burrito* eh?

*puts in C-saber*

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 29, 2008

*pulls out a frothing-mouth Rockman fanperson*

Um…I guess I could make it beat Star Force for me, since I can't stand to play it for more than five minutes at a time…

*puts in a chocolate cake-bar*

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 29, 2008

*Pulls out a rainbow colored hairband*

…*twitch**twitch* I thought you were gone!!!

*incinerates hairband and throws ashes into vending machine*

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 30, 2008

*Pulls out surprise visit from nerds*
Where the hell have you been?

*puts in biometal WGO (model Wing Gundam Zero)*

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 30, 2008

*gets amusic video of full metal panic*

e,…,e e,…,o o,…,o O,…,O' oh my god! its so boring gah!

*puts in this —-> http://www.1up-island.com/FlashMovies/MegaManCollab.swf *

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 30, 2008

*pulls out a mime *cough* 'artist'*

What better way to illustrate Rockman's endless battle against the mavericks than the art *cough**cough* of mime?

*puts in his finger*

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 30, 2008

*pulls out a finger*

…?

(okay, rant time… so this year in school I got stuck in a math class full of freshmen and one the the losers in my group has formed the habit to speak out punctuations such as rather than merely having a look of confusion she says, "Dot dot dot question mark." and I seriously want to wring her neck…)

*puts in annoying freshman*

good riddance…

Posted at 12:02AM, Feb. 5, 2008

Puts in a Fire bomb.

a faint FUMP noise erupts from vending mech

pulls out a roasted monkey.

anybody got ketchup?

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 21, 2008

*Pulls out strange sci-fi movie*
What the hell is this?

*straps motion sensitive bomb from SSB*

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 21, 2008

*pulls out a fish*

?

*puts it back*

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 26, 2008

*pulled out fish*
hmmmmm….

*Eat fish and puts bones back in*

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 26, 2008

pulls out 4th grade science project

puts in worst movie in history

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 26, 2008

Gets a copy of The Matrix 2

…

Puts in Pi

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 27, 2008

Remove Pi

Insert MONKEYS!!!!

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 27, 2008

Gets a barrel

Inserts a piece of string.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 27, 2008

*pulls out a long ass rope*

"Shit!"

*puts in a grave marker*

"There, now I can go grave robbing… where was that grave?"