Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:08PM, Aug. 2, 2009

*pulls out WOW*
…no
*puts in WOW and an isotope with a quarter life*.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 2, 2009

*pulls out somethin i actually understand*

Sweet! :D

*puts in baby grand piano*

Posted at 8:08AM, Aug. 3, 2009

Pulls out a 3607(Year) version of a piano

Ooooooooooooooooooooo 0_o

Puts in a 3607 version of a guitar

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 3, 2009

*pulls out my acoustic*

HEY! how'd that get in there?

*puts in baby cockroach*

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 3, 2009

Pulls out funniest page of your comic

LOL LMAO ROFL HAHAHA

puts in tears of laughter

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 4, 2009

Pulls out Alice from Wonderland.

Puts in playing cards.

Posted at 4:09AM, Sep. 5, 2009

Pulls out bunch of poker chips.

Puts in a dusty coat.

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 5, 2009

Pulls out Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard.

Squeezes in a concoction of sharp stuff, baby livers, and a thing I found in my couch the other day.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 5, 2009

Pulls out Russell Brand.

Puts in "an S&M Willy Wonka"

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 5, 2009

*pulls out a wonka bar*

*puts in the wrapper*

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 6, 2009

Feels very disappointed that I got an empty candy bar wrapper instead of the candy bar. GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU STUPID MACHINE.

Karate chops an old man wearing a bra into the machine.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 17, 2009

Pulls out a bloody decapitated old man head.

Puts in a Rubik's Cube.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

Mario hat comes out.

*Puts a baby penguin*

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

*Pulls out happy feet(aw what am I supposed to do with smelly feel with a smiley painted on)#*Puts in lack of effort* in the form of a buuny

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

*Pulls out Chris Redfield* Aren't you supposed to be in Africa, killing black people?

Chris: Hey, your making me sound racist!

*Chris walks away, and I put in a Bow*

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 17, 2009

I take out nothing…dud. Stupid machine!

I put in Majora's Mask. Have fun with that.

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 18, 2009

*takes out the Fierce Deity Mask*

Great…

*Puts it back in*

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 18, 2009

I pull out Chuck Norris. He roundhouse kicks the machine and I get a second thing. Rubber band ball.

I put Chuck Norris back.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

I got a note: OUT OF ORDER DUE TO PEOPLE NOT POSTING ANYTHING!!!

I put something in anyway. Empty Pepsi can.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

Gets Coke :*(

Puts in midget

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

Receives the worlds shortest giant.

Inserts 2 bucks.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

gets cheap female (drag) prostitute

puts in the color green

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

Pulls out uncle My familys last name ironicly is green

Puts in broken plastic diaper

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 29, 2009

You got a broken latex condom.(used)

I put in my two weeks notice.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 31, 2009

*Pulls out a job application*

NOOOO! IT'S SLACKER KRYPTONITE!!!

*Puts in protective lead headband*