Thread "The Drunk Duck Vending Machine Returns!" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 31, 2009

You got William Murderface's knife.

I put in my exceptional Brawl Skillz.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 1, 2010

Gets a cat….

Puts in mung dal

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 1, 2010

*Pulls out thirty altairian dollars*

Sweet. *Goes off to see the wonders of the galaxy*

*Puts in a quail*

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 1, 2010

You get a pigeon. It craps on you.

I put in an open can of Pepsi. Now the inside of the machine is all sticky!

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 4, 2010

Pulls out caramel apple

Nothing is as sticky as this

Puts in caramel

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

People seem to get getting away from the format of this game. You are to tell the person above you what they got and then say what you put in.

You got a Wii!

I put in a 5x5x5 Rubik's Cube.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Got me. (a genius)

put in a comic

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 4, 2010

Got me(a genius. He he.)

Put in a Wiimote.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

Gets useless piece of Sh*t

I don't have or want a wii

Puts in Gamecube

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

You got a Rubik's Cube.

I put in a coffee can.

(What are you saying about Wii?)

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

got a person high on caffeine

Puts in PS2

(PS2 is better)

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 5, 2010

You got a lemon.

I put in a Guitar Hero controller.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

Gets a broken torn to bits Guitar.
… Yep

I put in a chainsaw

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 6, 2010

You got a nub.

I put in a ceiling fan.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 7, 2010

You get a rabid chipmunk.

Puts in a car alarm.

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 7, 2010

You got arrested.

I put in an umbrella.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 7, 2010

You get Rained on.

I put in a rocket

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

You an invitation to go into space. Sucks to be you. You got rid of your rocket.

I put in a suit of armor with a spirit seal in it.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 8, 2010

You get an snickers.

I put in said snickers

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

(How did I get that snickers before you came to the machine and put it in?)

You got a strange paradox.

I put in a package of Skittles. (actually it's an empty wrapper.)

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

you get a rainbow

I put in a Right Automail Arm.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

You get a left automail arm missing two fingers and an automail nose.

I put in a jar filled with ants.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

You get swarmed by angry jarless Ants.

I put in a time paradox.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 8, 2010

you get The Master

I put in a laser screwdriver.

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 9, 2010

You got screwed.

I put in a mixed CD.