The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game

Posted at 3:06PM, Jun. 7, 2006

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A: If it doesn't eat me first!

Probably already been said, but here goes:

Q: If a man is alone in the woods and speaks, is he still wrong? (got this one from my mom! XD No offense to men!)

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 7, 2006

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Depends on what he says.

Is that a wocket in my pocket, or am I happy to see you?

Posted at 7:06PM, Jun. 7, 2006

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A. It means you should stop looking at 15 year old guys, dumbass.
Q.How much wood could a wood Chuck Norris? And if so, why come? Is our children learning?

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 8, 2006

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A: WHAT A STUPID QUESTION I CAN"T BELEVE YOU DIDN"T KNOW. WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL? ARE YOU RETARDED? OMG….IT MEAN "UN-USED SEXUAL APHRODISIAC"…..geez

Q: How much can you bleed before you die?

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 8, 2006

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12 Gallons. On a good day.


My eye hurts. Why?

Posted at 9:06AM, Jun. 8, 2006

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A: Low flying chicken. Those buggers hurt.

Q: Chicken pox. Bird flu. Why do all the nasty diseases come from things with wings?

Posted at 10:06AM, Jun. 9, 2006

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no i want to be buried at a robot cemetary, at least they don't bark all night.

Who shot Nice Guy Eddie???

Posted at 11:06AM, Jun. 9, 2006

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A: He shot himself b/c he was tooooooooooooooooo nice

Q: Why can't dogs smell their own farts?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 9, 2006

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Because their stupid noses have no diginity.


If you could go back in time, when will you go to?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 9, 2006

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when WOULD i go to? i want to see a dinosaur with the skin still on so back to the jurassic or cretaceous period i think.

Be there robots?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 9, 2006

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Nein.

Be I talking in the Engrish being these days?

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 9, 2006

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Only if you don't know French.

Where IS Waldo and why do we want to find him?

Posted at 8:06PM, Jun. 9, 2006

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He's hiding with Osama Bin Laden and Carmen San Diego. Up my butt.

When will they come out?

Posted at 12:06AM, Jun. 10, 2006

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It's hiding with Osama Bin Laden and Carmen San Diego. Up my butt.

Why do I like to repeat answers?

P.S. We want to find Waldo because he has weapons of mass destruction.

Posted at 7:06AM, Jun. 11, 2006

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3.14 and a half.


Are you scary?

Posted at 8:06AM, Jun. 11, 2006

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A: no, I am wonderful

Q: how much is a keyboard worth?

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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1 bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the river of styx? (Did I ask this already?)

Posted at 12:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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a: because of the music (it's okay, but not in large doses.)

q: why does the idea of Big Bird getting it on with Elmo scare the hell out of me?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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A: because you identify intrinsically with Elmo, and Big Bird’s Beak looks sort of like a gigantic penis.

Q: Why is Myxo so like Elmo?
…personally I would have thought he was more like Grover…

Posted at 1:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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Because they both ask children, "Who wants to die?" (I assume.)

Is this really a dead fish nailed to my back?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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Steve.

Who is this god fellow anyway?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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a: a programmer that created the MMO game "Life" The game is very hard to play, but more than 2 billion people play. Best of all: It's free, but there's no restart button or save function.

q: what the hell is an ozone ocean?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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A user of this forum.

Where are you?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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A: The Ocean

Q: Ozone Baby?

Posted at 2:06PM, Jun. 11, 2006

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a: surely, not the same person that "let the dogs out."

q: What's a good title for a fake Pink Floyd album?

.: Myxomatosis :.