The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game

Posted at 1:09PM, Sep. 3, 2006

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Because he sniffs them everyday.

Boobjob?

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 3, 2006

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Only if you paid me… IN DEATH TOLKENS!!! And they must be pure silver with a golden center. And make sure you send it to DA HOOD

Why am I here?

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 3, 2006

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Because your not all there.

Is there a meaning to life?

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 3, 2006

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Tetris

I just saw a purple stereo speaker riding a gray plastic sandwich while eating a pig inside a toaster on top of blue grass water. What the hell does that mean?

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Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 4, 2006

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It means that my birhtday is coming up on 7/9/06

How old will I be then?

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 4, 2006

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13 years of age. :P

how big was Suputnik?

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Bigger than Elmo's wang.

..how big is Elmo's wang? 0_0

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Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Smaller than Suputnik.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Why yes, sir! This is quite a fine day for the hunt! *fixes monacle and combs mustache* Ah, yes… the hunt…

How many licks does it take to get to the center of my lolipop?

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Just one.

How did i know that?

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Because apparently you roll that way.

Why am I so bad ass? (that's not a question, it's a statement.)

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Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Because your perspective on life is incorrect.

Why does my avatar not look like a guy nor girl?

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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because he/she goes both ways.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Sleep with an asian hooker on Hollywood Blvd.

How do you know when a hooker is not a man?

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Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Edit: Damn, someone beat me to it.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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no question

Can you screw a Klondike bar?

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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From experience, it burns at first. Damn mints.

ylr o?

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Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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ylr ay

Why must I weep about my existance every night and listen to all american rejects so I don't have to hear the suffering in my mind and replace it with someone else's?

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 4, 2006

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Because, it's fun to feel down.

Why do you hate me? Is it because I'm black?

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Posted at 12:09AM, Sep. 5, 2006

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Well, that's one of the reasons… :-D


What's better, kidneys or the liver?

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 5, 2006

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Depends what which makes a person squeal more when you punch them. :D

4R3 J00 T3h 1337?!?!?!

(Tanslation: Are you the leet?)

Posted at 11:09AM, Sep. 5, 2006

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Maybe.

Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaake?!

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 5, 2006

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snakes…ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, motherfucker!!

who's your daddy?

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 5, 2006

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Storm Rhode IV.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 5, 2006

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With Waldo, the bitch. :?

I was living in a shotgun shack, then I find myself in another part of the world, behind the wheel of a large automobile, in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife, and I ask my self, well…how did I get here? Now I'm wondering how did this happen, or did I smell way too much paint and feel asleep to a Talking Heads song?

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