Thread "The Stupid Questions, Stupid Answers game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 21, 2006

Because they're spammers. I don't want your gay porn, alfa romeos, mobile phones, tickets to Russia, system navigators or casino credits!

What's the point of Optimus transfroming into a truck? Why not Chuck Norris?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 21, 2006

a: because, anything is better than this.

q: …it's a bittersweet symphony, that is life?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 21, 2006

maybe :wink:

What is the question of life?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 21, 2006

A: Will you sleep with me?

Q: Well? ^^

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 21, 2006

A: The worst part of waking up is a shaggy, questionable-smelling Australian in your bed. Plus I'm straight. So no.

~IJ

Q: Bjork? Explain.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 21, 2006

a: it's like going online and hearing the dial-up noise as music, kinda like that. Only, albit more creepy.

q: the new Apple product, i…?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 21, 2006

A: iNeedAShower

Q: If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 21, 2006

Jelly from hell.

Where do babies come from?

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 21, 2006

A: from the storks. (who f***s the stork? now thats a better question)

Q: you're give the chance to ask one true oracle (not the database you nerd) one thing about the future, what would it be?

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 21, 2006

a: forget the future, I would ask, "what the hell was up the matrix revolutions' ending?"

q: they let guests post in the Forum Game Room now?

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 22, 2006

A: i dont know what, i know who though

Q: why didnt i realize that i wasnt logged in when i posted earlier?

Posted at 2:05AM, May. 22, 2006

A: You were drunk

Q: Why are there so many Shouen-ai comics on DD bu no Shojo-ai comics? (Hope I spelt those right)

And before you ask, no I am not going to make one… for some time

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 22, 2006

Because then "God" would rule the world

Why do electronic appliances break arround me?

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 22, 2006

you abuse them too much…..

What would happen if I would turn into god?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 22, 2006

Mass suicide.

What's the different between emos and goths?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 22, 2006

A: Goths have sex.

Q: Emo why?

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 22, 2006

A: fucking nonsense.

Q: Will you try and think of an interestingly funny answer and then think of an interestinly funny question?

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 22, 2006

a: that concept died out seven pages ago, sadly. it will be missed.

a: …because surely you wouldn't want that on your carpet.

.: Myxomatosis :.

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2006

What? No question?

Why did Myxamatosis forget to post a question?

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 22, 2006

What? No question?

Why did Myxamatosis forget to post a question?

Just to mess with us.

Who are you and what do you want?

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 23, 2006

A: That one day I will acquire your non-sequitur brain disease.
Q: Do you like Cheesecake?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 23, 2006

A: *takes out a can of Easy Cheese and my birthday cake* Apparently so o.o

Q:If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 23, 2006

A: It just expands. There is nothing outside it, nothing at all. Not even nothing. :-D
The universal bubble of reality and existence is simply getting bigger.

Q: do you have your own personal coffee cup?

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 23, 2006

A: Yeah, but it's all just a bunch of beans…. I was thinking about throwing it out…

Q:We all know that there's a speed of light…. so…. what's the speed of dark?

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 23, 2006

A: It is the same as the speed of ignorance which is instantaneous, since itâ€™s how we all begin.
Q: Do zombies have sex?