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I'm telling you. Alot of them have low self-esteem even if they can easily pass off as a supermodel. Even if 10 different guys jackoff over them.
Yeah. We all wear a mask on the internet. Some exceptions but not many.
I know they're not goddesses. But I'm god.
Gonna try something over time and ask her. If you all are creepy enough to want to know, I'll tell you what she says. And kyupol? Can I have your shoulder? (jk, wouldn't want it even if I did. jk)
And once more Kyupol proves that his understanding of women apparently comes from porn, 90's sitcoms and yahoo dating.
Simple answer to your question kid. Pick an event, ask if she wants to accompany you. Doesn't matter which one, but make sure you've got something in mind before you ask. It saves a lot of awkward answers to questions like, "where are we going?".
Just be yourself. I know that's kind of hard when you like someone and want to make a good impression (I've been there), but being honest and being yourself is the best way to go. If she can't appreciate you at face value, then f**k her. …Or just do that anyway. ;)
Good luck! And if it doesn't work out, don't sweat it. There's lots of fish in the sea, and there's a person out there for everyone! :)
What everyone else said. Especially that part about Hadouken.
Also remember that the easiest way to be calm and at your best at doing just about anything is to have experience at it. It's pretty natural to be nervous about something you don't do often. And the funny part is the only way to get experience at it is to give it a shot. There's no magic +5 sword, so the only thing to do is get out there and grind until you level…
Ahem.
I'll put my hat in with the group that says ask her to a specific event. It makes the entire thing much more concrete- easier to communicate, which'll make it easier for her to respond. And if things go well- they go well. If not? You just earned a couple EXP. Handle it with grace- rejection is usually awkward for both parties.
Good luck, knock 'em dead. And make sure to give her hot older sister my number.
Why is talking to a member of the gender you're sexually attracted to so HUGE! MONUMENTAL OHMIGAWD EEEEK!
Just talk to her; this is called reconnaisance.
Talk to others who know her; this is called intelligence gathering.
Assess the information, then just ask something simple and non-threatening. A cup of coffee, lunch, a drink according to your situation.
Or there's my favorite line; "Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
On kyupol's note - I have never, ever, looked for a guy that acted like James Bond or Superman. :PYeah. The woman's preferred appearance of men apparently fluctuates depending on the time of month or year it is… As well as that's actually in style.
Well if you want advice from a girl, I'd say that you should just be yourself, be friendly, listen to her, keep eye contact, and you know just treat her kindly and with respect. And as for asking her out, I'd say when you feel it's a good time just ask her. I've made the mistake of not asking someone out and then when I was 'ready to ask them' I found out he already had a girlfriend. So don't leave it too late!
Just ask her if she's free some time and invite her to go see a movie with you. You become awesome friends first, take her out on a few more "dates" with out calling them so, and everything else after should click.
Saying "Hey you have nice tits and I'd like to f**k you sometime… wanna go out with me?" then proceeding to shove your webcomics in her face is just gonna freak her out. Don't go there.
I'd say if you're going to ask her out definitely ask her out in person. Asking her online or through a medium which doesn't require face to face contact might be easier if you're shy but it comes off as being horrendously nervous and a little impersonal. If you ask her in person, its more confident. If you ask her at the end of a nice night out, it'll add a little romantic sparkle ;p *nudge nudge*
But do spend some time getting to know her first. I don't know how long you have known her mind, but if it's a recent thing it's better to know her as a friend first before anything else, because people tend to put a facade up until they know people better so they don't give the wrong impression.
Best of luck!
Saying "Hey you have nice tits and I'd like to f**k you sometime… wanna go out with me?" then proceeding to shove your webcomics in her face is just gonna freak her out. Don't go there.But if it works… you've struck gold. Sure, you'd have to ruin thousands of potential relationships to find that one, but doesn't our culture try to promote those odds anyway? Y'know, with the "There's someone out there for everyone" line? The above technique might be worth it after all… >:D
Unless you're from Kansas. Here, weather is pretty much a universally acceptable conversation topic- but mostly because it likes to defy logic on a relatively frequent basis, making it both interesting and relevant :-pIf she's receptive, proceed to the next phase which is doing fluff talk about say… sports or the weather or fashion or something. Then carry the ball from there.
uhhhhhhh no. Never talk about the weather, only something interesting and relevant. *yawns*
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