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Moonlight meanderer

Anybody watch a movie and it makes you want to make a daughter?

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I've seen more movies that have made me not want to ever have kids, then I have seen that make me want to have kids.

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Super creepy? Hmm… Indeed. And I get in your house just like Santa; through your window.

Nevertheless, I'm glad I'm not the only one…

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I've seen plenty of movies that have made me want to have sex with something.
…NEVER AGAIN.

I've seen more movies that have made me not want to ever have kids, then I have seen that make me want to have kids.
Ditto.

And I get in your house just like Santa; through your window.
That guy is SUCH a freaking pervert!

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Indeed, Santa is a freak. I just come to rob you. Of your innocence. And dignity. And weed. Killer. Weed killer. Which you can get a Lowe's. But I steal it from you, because Lowe's are Nazis.

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Indeed, Santa is a freak. I just come to rob you. Of your innocence. And dignity. And weed. Killer. Weed killer. Which you can get a Lowe's. But I steal it from you, because Lowe's are Nazis.

man, your logic is IRON-CLAD. you should make a movie off it! people will want to have babies from seeing it, and japan will import it to save their population woes!
you will be world hero!

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