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Anybody watch a movie and it makes you want to make a daughter?

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So yeah, I know the feeling you referring too.
Broody ;)

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I don't ever think a child would want to be debated about on the internet whether they sould be had after watching a movie.
That reminds me of a "Zits" comic (Scott Borgman) when his parents tell him that he was concieved to "Stairway to heaven" (seriously? Led Zeppelin) and he freaks out.
Won't it be weird to tell our children that we concieved them under the fact that we watched one freaky movie?

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I don't ever think a child would want to be debated about on the internet whether they sould be had after watching a movie.
It doesn't mater. Why would you tell a child about that sort of thing anyway?

I'm sure my parents talked about a whole lot of stuff, watched strange films, read weird books and listened to crazy music, but that's between them- I don't have to know any of it. And really… I'm not interested. ;)

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Sometimes when I watch sitcoms and comedy movies about being married and having kids it makes me think about how I never, ever want to have children.

Everybody Loves Raymond does this to me. It also makes me never want to get married.

That movie Family Man with Nicholas Cage always makes me want to give up on everything I'm doing right now and concieve a child though.

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yeah man, my movie contraceptive was Alien.

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If it counts, I watched Pokemon. I'm now banned from all pet stores in a ten mile radius.

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this is the greatest thread drift on the forums.

also puts me in the mood for stew….

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Sometimes I look at Aqua and want to make many daughters, then I curse the laws of nature for preventing me.

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:/…
:0….
*Thinks*…
No….

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Maybe it's the foxy Korean women in the movie that makes me want children, though on the outside I'm thinking it's the death of a child, but subconsciously I know it's the foxy Korean women =/ Why are Asian chicks so foxy? Oh, probably because they all look alike XD Just kidding!!!!!… Or am I?

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Oh man, it just gets better

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Maybe it was the foxy Asian woman in combination with the dead child. I can see how that would 'give you the urge' to 'mate with' your girlfriend.

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Maybe it was the foxy Asian woman in combination with the dead child. I can see how that would 'give you the urge' to 'mate with' your girlfriend.

1. You're insisting he HAS a girlfriend.
2. You're insisting that his baby will be born DEAD.
3. You're more than likely right. Honestly with our world today…who knows?

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This is Madness! This is Blasphemy!
No, THIS IS FRITZL!







Couldn't resist it.

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*Yaawn*… My girlfriend is under age and I'll go to jail if I mate with her, so that boat has sailed -.-


Wait, what?

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*Yaawn*… My girlfriend is under age and I'll go to jail if I mate with her, so that boat has sailed -.-
Oh, ok.

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Do I just need to lock this now? I dunno if it was intentional, but Kademonster, you sound super creepy.

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Stay tuned tomorrow when we reveal the next shocking twist!

[spoiler]His girlfriend's a dog.[/spoiler]

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Do I just need to lock this now?
No, no, no, I want to see how this plays out.

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Way to swear without swearing.

Naw man, literally a dog. Tail and everything.

Probably a bitch too though.

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I've seen plenty of movies that have made me want to have sex with something.

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