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Will I die this Mafia game?
Will I win the next GM Election?
Are you going to participate in the B.U.G. project?
Why has my cordless mouse gone buggy?
Have you ever visited the tomb the great Pharoh Namer's hamster Putenaramen?
Why is your going buggy.
Do you perform regular backups on your hard drive?
Why no love for freeware, such as GIMP?
If you meet me in real life would you run away in terror, slap me for some of my more perverted narrations and then storm off, or sit have a chat and swap tales of what we did when we were little kids?
Did you know that GIMP 2.8 is supposed to be using a layout closer to that of Photoshop?
Will you answer all these questions alphabetically, after they have been translated into Sanskrit?
Do you prefer men who wear Kilts or skirts?
[quote=Salsa's Questions]
Quite possibly. But it won't be easy.
No. I will.
Maybe…depends on time. I got a lot of damn school work.
Because it is infested with fleas.
Why yes. It is hamsterific.
Why is my what going buggy?
No. I just don't keep anything worth saving on my computer.
Cause GIMP doesn't hold a candle to photoshop in user friendliness. (And I was trained in photoshop during high school. Took a couple of classes based on it.)
I would wonder how you found me. Then I would accuse you of being a stalker.
It isn't the layout that bugs me. It is the usability.
No. I go chronologically.
Neither. Though a kilt is more socially acceptable.
[quote=Ozone's Question]
It hasn't really. But it really made my day last week.
[quote=Wordweaver_three's Question]
Because they are a bunch of jabber jaws…or they hate me.[/quote]
[quote=PP's Question]
It is a matter of number agreement. Everybody keeps asking my multiple questions at once rather than one.
[quote=Ozone's Question]
What is this about a fight club?[/quote]
[quote=Zeph's Question]
He doesn't. You just have been allured by is semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic powers.
Why did you light that bus of nuns on fire, and send it veering at Ozone, who matrix dodged out of the way, throwing PP into the way, who dove over the bus, without being grazed, only to fall into a puddle, as the nun bus now on fire hit a small building full of fireworks ment for the 4th of July?
First off they weren't nuns. They were demons disguised as nuns. Demons that require human sacrifice. They were on their way to devour an orphanage. The only way to defeat these nuns is with fire. Now Ozone, was just a victim of circumstance. He made fun of my ears last week. So I was still a little pissed and sent the bus in his direction. Ozone of course learned Matrix Fu from Keanu Reeves. So he was easily able to get out of the way of the bus. In fact, the bus wouldn't hit him unless it was going 50 mph faster. He threw PP into the way of the bus because PP had laughed at his Cossack costume. PP, of course, used his super mod powers to dodge the bus. However, he miscalculated the landing and got wet. The fireworks? That was just a coincidence. But it looked pretty.
And that is how I saved American Independence Day from the evil forces of demon nuns, Iceland, and Australia.
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