I'm always Stoned
Oh, My BAD habbits.
Well, uhh. I'm also always drunk.
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Bad Habits Of DDers?
Yeah, I have a nice sized list of bad habits.
- Like many of the posters before me. I also tend to ignore e-mails and phone calls.
- I'm a procrastinator. This has caused me plenty of problems.
- I curse like a sailor.
- I don't say much when I first meet people. It usually takes a little time for me to start feeling comfortable enough to chat with people outside of my circle of friends.
- I forget to reply to comments. Something I'm trying to do become better at.
- I drink WAY too much soda.
I talk about needing to enjoy more stories, yet I haven't completed a single book since the tenth grade.
I'm currently reading:
Altered Carbon
Mass Effect: Revelation
Neuromancer
Homeland (Legend of Drizzt Book 1)
However, do I finish them? Nope! They're all absolutely fantastic, incredible books, I just never finish them. I get preoccupied doing other things, then don't have the will to pick up a book where I left off.
I really need to get out of that habit.
Well, without thinking too much I can say that I
-bite my nails (even toenails back in the days. Now it's just fingernails).
-can be so stubborn when it comes to discussions, that I'll sometimes keep arguing, even after I've realized I'm wrong.
-dislike taking baths. Once per week is fine enough for me.
-forget that other people sometimes really dislike something I like.
-have been known to pick my nose when I've got a cold.
Woah, I sound so… disgusting and uncharming…
Really, I'm not toally bad, but you asked for bad habits and I've got plenty. I try to get better. And if I fail the world'll probably forgive me.
Lessee…bad habits…
I'm a habitual liar
I procrastinate
I forget to eat
I'm lazy
I tend to come off as overly arrogant, shy, or ditsy to new people
I put off going to sleep
I cuss a lot, and in inappropriate places
I get distracted easily
I get obsessed with something & a while later I'll never look at it again
I don't shower enough…
I stare at other girls boobs to the point where I'm surprised no one's yelled at me yet
I yell, while talking really fast, and not enunciating
I yell without realizing it
I ignore problems rather than dealing with them
I am a slob
I am too violent
I sit at the computer all day
Most people annoy me or bore me
I tend to rant
I ignore communication
Unintended mild sexism annoys me too much…
I get bored as easily as I get distracted
I freak out when guys hit on me
I am a pervert (but I'm willing to chalk that up to being a teenager)
If something hurts I'll poke at it more
I shred paper when angry or upset
I'm a caffeine addict
I never seem to like any of the guys who I know like me back (Instead I like guys who I don't know like me back…)
I post overly long stuff in places like this…
…and I'm sure there are some I missed! :D
I for some reason wipe my face on the inside of my shirts for some reason. Not just my nose either, the entire lower hemisphere of my face. I don't know why, but it happens. Its very gross and distracting. I think it may be a nervous repetitive or compulsive action. I can't seem to stop.
I have annoying habit to talk without thinking. When my mind goes blank, instead of going quiet like normal people I just talk and talk something not so meaningfull. I annoy people with out meaning to. I don't remember to keep contact with people, I can go lost for months. When I usually start to do something I forget everything else, including eating. I do typos too much. I'm not ladylike at all.
I love to hug people.
While nervous I rock back in forth in my chair.
While nervous I will shut down the conversation with a glare or smirk. Unnerving my percived oppentent.
While nervous I will choreograph a fight scene for my next book in my mind.
While nervous I will try to detirmine if the room I am in is mathamatically based on the golden ratio.
While nervous I will throw pens across the room.
While nervous I will display passive agressive behavior.
While nervous I will pound as many beers as my body will let me.
While nervous I will sing Meat Loaf songs. Usually "two out of three ain't bad".
While nervous I will pull my right wrist up into a wounded position and limp a little.
While nervous I will speed dial my therapist.
While nervous I will hand people my business card rather than speak to them.
While nervous I will inappropriatly ask co-workers to come over and drink a wildly insane amount off booze and eat pizza rolls.
While nervous I will put on surgical gloves and try not to touch anyone (Mardi Gras '01)
While nervous I will read the Mormon Bible.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Nonstandard_Assembly/
http://www.jonnyaxx.com/
I have a bad habit of doing stupid things.
Stupid thing #1:
I turned on the stove and set the coil for high. Normally when this happens it goes orange in a few minutes. For some reason it wasn't turning orange. So, in true VG fashion, I did the first thing I could think of. I touched it. Needless to say I had a lovely little pus build up on my finger for the next week.
I have 2 more stupid things but I don't want to get into them right now.
When I'm thinking about something really hard or am concentrating, I need to chew on something or it drives me nuts. I've killed a couple of pairs of headphones and many, many pens this way.
And at work I pretty much put everything in one pile then get upset that I can't find something, or scatter stuff around my desk then get pissed and stressed out that my desk is a mess. I also do that in my home office, but yeah.
Oh! And I over use ellipses! You know, the … thing.
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