I ask nothing and I want for nothing as I bask in thine glory. Bless mine blade and mine tank so I may smite thine enemies in thy name.
Her Smiting Knight - gets 5 favors, but only if they serve munkee's glory - ability to Smite blasphemers, heretics, witches, unhelpful helpline employees, etc. - right to make arbitrary decisions as to determining above people - 1 large horse, or 100 small explosive horses - can glow in the dark at will - receives a warm and soft blanket made from righteousness - 1 batch warm cookies
Just to clear up any possible confusion, are we saying it's ok to burn Midge, or it's not ok to burn Midge?
Confusion is what makes things fun. :] He does have the ability to get away with everything, but that doesn't mean you can't TRY to burn him, and see what happens when you mess with the goddess's favorite…
Edit: When I get home from work I'm totally gonna pimp things up a bit
SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!
Oh REEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLY?
Liar. This looks like a case for the witchfinder general. -_-
But since I'm accused- PIT_FACE has been seen consorting with the Farcians, wearing pink frilly party dresses, singing Britney Spears early hits and filming herself doing that on you tube!
With that sort of behaviour… …I say she gets a promotion within our holy order!
I ask that when you replace your favorite, if indeed you such, that you recognize their time they spent in your eye of perfection, by letting them keep their unlimited wishes for life.
I also, as this may earn me dislike umong the crowd, humbly ask for protection from mobs, witchhunters, and etc.
Your humble servant. *Bows so deeply he hits his head into the ground.*
Midge you are my favorite. Not only do you know how to talk to a Lady but you come bearing adorable kittens. For you I grant:
Goddess's Favorite - Unlimited Favors - ability to conjure adorable animals on demand - your own barbecue chef - Neuschwanstein Castle - the ability to get away with anything, even if it upsets other people in the church, because I am blind to your faults
You are far too gracious, oh benelovent bright one.
can we burn Midge? can we call him a witch and burn him?
If the gracious and all powerful goddess so wills it, I will gladly obey. In her wisdom, I find comfort… and in her bosom.
I have no favors to think of, but I DO have a humble offering:
Well, you get one favor by default, which you can 'spend' with me to get you something you want. Or you can give me an offering to achieve the same thing without spending your favor!
However since you have been so generous I accept your adorable kitty videos, they please me. Since you asked for nothing I will get around to giving you something maybe when I feel like it.
Hark- Same here, the Favor is what you spend, a favor or an offering. So if you want a role AND a shameless plug, you need to give me an offering or two! (Oz can also shameless plug, so you COULD make an offering to him… he'd probably like it!)
I ask that when you replace your favorite, if indeed you such, that you recognize their time they spent in your eye of perfection, by letting them keep their unlimited wishes for life.
I also, as this may earn me dislike umong the crowd, humbly ask for protection from mobs, witchhunters, and etc.
Your humble servant. *Bows so deeply he hits his head into the ground.*
I'm not sure if they should be able to keep them for life, I mean, if they're not my favorite anymore why would I want to do anything for them? I might grant them something out of pity…
OK, using up your favor for protection- I can do that! DouglasKeech, you are the recipient of a bucket of Enemy Keep-Away. This bucket is filled with a foul-smelling substance. You're supposed to smear it on yourself. It really does work. For extra protection you can constantly ask people to do work for you (for nothing in return) and be an emotional leech, ie if you're unhappy you'll make sure no one else is happy either. However those are both powers we all have within ourselves, so it's up to you to use them if you want.
SSKKKOOOLLLMMUUUNNKKKEEEEEEEE! Ozoneocean's makin stuff up about me and it's NOT COOL! please smite him in the face!
You used up your Favor, where's my offering! If you want a smiting you can always go talk to Her Smiting Knight too, he can Smite.
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…
ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?
I have an offering:
NO WAY! you know how many friggin holly wars i've started?!it's like my thing! it's what i do!i alone posess the might swamp ass!stand down or feel my gassy wrath!!!!
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