Oh mighty skoolmunkee, this humble naga brings to you his offering first before his request is spoken. I know that the kitties seem to please you, as did ze whack-a-kitties. So, I bring to you… round TWO of whack-a-kitty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_bzB0qctnE
Also, to be fair, I also bring you another species of whack-a… ferret!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFG8eGHDUu8
My apologies, I do not know how to make that show up correctly. As you can see, technology is not my forte… If you do not have a minister of magic lined up, could this humble naga apply for the position? I bring a vast knowledge of the arcane, and a willingness to persecute those deemed unworthy of the fishies!
Also, as a naga, I'm normally nude by default. The scales and 5' long tail pretty much preclude any wariness about being nekked. :p
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Church of the Goddess Munkee
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…Yes because that song makes everything better.
ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?
Commander of the Divine Legions
- 5 Favors
- can command legions, when we've got some
- Personal drummerboy
- ability to create new and interesting forms of torture and use them on other people
- 2 cat-catapults with unlimited cat-shot
- Spray can of athlete's foot
- Shiny, shiny armor
OK guys here are what some of you have been granted!
Pit face your charter jet is waiting
Gullas wanted frostinnnnnnng
DarkPascual's superpowers and outfit
Here you go DouglasKeech :] At the bottom there is a prize!
MagickLorelai according to my research (which may be flawed, I have a poor understanding of human relationships) this is the perfect man for you, you may have him if you like
Hmmmmmmm Harkovast does need a role! How about Witchsmeller?
Witchsmeller
- 4 favors (5 if you clean up your hair)
- Ability to smell witches, especially those with cats, and can also smell rotten eggs
- the right to instigate certain very fair tests of witchdom
- Ability to make wild statements without need of proof or reason
- Can speak with animals
- An infinite supply of torches, pitchforks, and boards with nails in
- weakness to fire
edit: fixed wonky bbcode
Abby Sanders fanart:Damn, you beat me too the punch there Hyena - I knew it as a mistake to put in the unicorn. Kudos. You haven't blighted any crops lately have you by the way? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*
I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of Arc (no, that doesn't mean fired from a canon).
You do know what happened to Joan of Arc, don't you? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*
My offering:Oh my, a meta-offering! This calls for something special. If you can't think of anything you want, I'm gonna have to consider on it for a spell for something good and worthy of such a fine offering! You've sufficiently awed a diety into saying "awwww thank you!"
Abby Sanders fanart:
kitties and ferrets
If you do not have a minister of magic lined up…
I do not, and for kitties and ferrets you may take the job! You'll have to work out that nudity thing with OZ, he deals with all the earthly affairs you know.
Minister of Magic
- 5 favors
- ability to wear clothes or not without being restricted or judged by society's standards
- Magical office, location and contents at whim of owner
- Ability to dazzle, astound, delight, awe, and instil fear in others
- 1 box of theatre facial hair, stage glasses, and decks of cards
- Can conjure Magic Fire, which can burn even those supposedly invulnerable to fire
- invulnerable to poison (granted for life)
I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of ArcOK, done! PIT_FACE is now SAINT_PIT_FACE and should be treated and respected as such, whether she likes it or not. Most people have to die horribly before they are sainted, but this church is different! You can die horribly after.
Um. Why, no… them goats just, er, got sick by themselves. All 20 of 'em. Funny how that happens…Abby Sanders fanart:Damn, you beat me too the punch there Hyena - I knew it as a mistake to put in the unicorn. Kudos. You haven't blighted any crops lately have you by the way? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*
If I've earned a favor, and if at all possible, oh Great and Benevolent Munkee- I want my favor to bestow upon me the title of "Minister of Sleaze". Then people can call me "Your Sexcellency".
Minister of Magic
- 5 favors
- ability to wear clothes or not without being restricted or judged by society's standards
- Magical office, location and contents at whim of owner
- Ability to dazzle, astound, delight, awe, and instil fear in others
- 1 box of theatre facial hair, stage glasses, and decks of cards
- Can conjure Magic Fire, which can burn even those supposedly invulnerable to fire
- invulnerable to poison (granted for life)
Squee! Well, then I'll have to restrict my clothing to only that which is appropriate for a minister of magic… a cloak!
hehee, been DYING to use that image for a very long time.>Net
Hyena H_ll:
Minister of Sleaze
- 5 Favors
- to be addressed as "Your Sexcellency"
- right to punish those who don't address you correctly in any way you see fit
- ability to induce bodily functions/reactions in others, natural or unnatural
- Infinite wardrobe (including accessories)
- ability to take things from others using charm, shock, etc and leave them standing there dumbfounded and powerless
- Extensive collection of fine consumables
- Invulnerable to gossip, slander, libel, scandal, social mores, and parental expectations
- weakness to vices
Oh skool!
First off thank you for all of the blessings in my life!
Please have pity on a poor peasant! I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?
Could I have a title, oh mighty skool!!
Also, I should say that if that scared you, sorry!
And here is something to cheer you up! (I know you like dogs :P)
Hyena H_ll:Huzzah! Thank you, Most Gracious!
Minister of Sleaze
- 5 Favors
- to be addressed as "Your Sexcellency"
- right to punish those who don't address you correctly in any way you see fit
- ability to induce bodily functions/reactions in others, natural or unnatural
- Infinite wardrobe (including accessories)
- ability to take things from others using charm, shock, etc and leave them standing there dumbfounded and powerless
- Extensive collection of fine consumables
- Invulnerable to gossip, slander, libel, scandal, social mores, and parental expectations
- weakness to vices
Ha-ha, ozoneocean- Now I'm officially the ultimate creeper! ;)
I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?
Okay yes that video scared me. I'd say 'in a good way' but I'm not sure if there's a good kind of scary. (Irawfroooooooooooo)
I bet we could make some kind of banana fish thing… hmm, sounds Caribbean!
Master of Music and Food
- 5 favors
- gets to pick food for parties, supplied by a bottomless fridge
- gets to pick songs at parties, supplied by a bottomles ipod
- Ability to turn anything into an instrument
- Ability to turn anything into an appetizer
- Can turn any song title into reality
- Can use the power of Dance to get parties started, stay at the ymca, walk the dinosaur, etc.
- Official Carmen Miranda towering fruit hat
*prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- Optional Hitler 'stache
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
Can I join?Make me an offer. :] (Actually no, make it to Oz, because it's goddess bedtime now)
Hey!Of course you're right, only the Favorite should be able to get stuff from me with kittens and other adorable animals! From now on, although I will accept offerings of adorable animals, they do not make sufficient payment for gifts, titles, etc. You heard the man.
what's up with all these posers dropping kitties and ferrets like there's no tomorrow!?
I call foul!
Its making my position as favorite lessened.
Have you forsaken me, oh great shining star of bosomly delight?!
I will never forsake my favorite so long as you still give me kittens! Also only 3 people on Drunk Duck know what I look like, but I shall allow you to think of me as bosomly, because imagination is always nicer and softer than reality.
FINE! Lizard_Breath can keep his divine legions, they're a buncha loosers anyways. hell, i gotta jet! and to show my apperciation to the Goddess Munkee, i'll bomb some heretics! and as in bomb, i mean shove furniture i dont need out the side hatches as i fly over them. KA-BOOSH! "what's that in the sky? it's a bird! it's a plane! no! it's a FREAKIN AIRRAID!"AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you oh mighty skool!! <3I have bananas to offer you BECAUSE YOU ARE A MONKEY, I AM SO CLEVER!. We could create maybe a banana and fish dinner?
Okay yes that video scared me. I'd say 'in a good way' but I'm not sure if there's a good kind of scary. (Irawfroooooooooooo)
I bet we could make some kind of banana fish thing… hmm, sounds Caribbean!
Master of Music and Food
- 5 favors
- gets to pick food for parties, supplied by a bottomless fridge
- gets to pick songs at parties, supplied by a bottomles ipod
- Ability to turn anything into an instrument
- Ability to turn anything into an appetizer
- Can turn any song title into reality
- Can use the power of Dance to get parties started, stay at the ymca, walk the dinosaur, etc.
- Official Carmen Miranda towering fruit hat
thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread**prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
Oh, crap! A Holy War! It's totally gonna get Medieval up in here!thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread**prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread**prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
so where can I find this lefarce thread.thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread**prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
so where can I find this lefarce thread.thank you oh wise goddess *go to shake up the lefarce thread**prostrates himself* O great and powerful maker of fish, please, make me thy holy demagogue so I can incite wars in thy name and hit people with a mace, grant me this one request and I shall be thy humble servant.
Holy Demagogue
- 5 favors
- Mace of +10 Preach
- The power of backwards, sideways, and upside down reasoning and horseback riding
- 1 bag of half-true facts, of undetermined origin
- Unlimited Straw Man familiars, although only one at a time can exist
- Invulnerable to logic, but weakness to physical attacks
Your first job as demagogue is to go shake up that lefarce thread!
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