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Church of the Goddess Munkee
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.
http://www.gimp.org/
I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.
http://www.gimp.org/
I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.
It's okay, lefarce. There's no need to hide your pain. You can cry in front of us.
oh, quit yer cryin,Farce.
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I'm not cryin, I just think you can do better.
It's okay, lefarce. There's no need to hide your pain. You can cry in front of us.
i want my lady gaga back
hey man, im just tellin ya what she said that's all, dont take this crap out on me. if she's taken the leap, maby there's still hope for you. i can understand you're just confused, dear LeFarce.but we will accept you with open arms when you are ready, oh brother! sing out! halejulia! or however the hell it goes.
Of course you're right, only the Favorite should be able to get stuff from me with kittens and other adorable animals! From now on, although I will accept offerings of adorable animals, they do not make sufficient payment for gifts, titles, etc. You heard the man.
As it has been written, so shall it be!
I will never forsake my favorite so long as you still give me kittens! Also only 3 people on Drunk Duck know what I look like, but I shall allow you to think of me as bosomly, because imagination is always nicer and softer than reality.
If ye be a woman, then ye have bosom!
And after all, we all imagine god if different ways…
and if god has a bosom I imagine it be a gun rack!
and now..
Kittens!
I hope ye are pleased oh bespeckled beauty that makes the roses cry!
I would like to use one favor to request PIT_FACE be canonised cos she is just like Joan of Arc (no, that doesn't mean fired from a canon).
You do know what happened to Joan of Arc, don't you? *rustles bag of witchfinder accoutrements*
hey man, if im a saint i cant be a witch. put the duck and the scale away. so states the Pit of Arc.
Well, I have no need for a relationship, but free man meat to help around the property is always useful. My most sincere thanks, O Blessed One.
I return with another offering:
(assuming I didn't bork the coding) This munchkin kitten is already training to pray to you and worship you. Or is just being cute for the camera.
I've thought of a favor, however; Could you, in your infinite wisdom, make me the Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse? (After all, it IS inevitable.)
become a fan today!:
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=skoolmunkee&init=q&sid=76cfd8d8028ccd193fbd03b7b315ed10
become a fan today!:
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=skoolmunkee&init=q&sid=76cfd8d8028ccd193fbd03b7b315ed10
waaaaaaaaaaat?
there's a facebook group for cwen's quest, charby,and drunk duck?
thats like 3 kicks into the face at once
Oh, Mighty Skoolmunkee, I humbly request with all my… my…Yes because that song makes everything better.
ah screw it. Can I be Commander of the Divine Legions?
Commander of the Divine Legions
- 5 Favors
- can command legions, when we've got some
- Personal drummerboy
- ability to create new and interesting forms of torture and use them on other people
- 2 cat-catapults with unlimited cat-shot
- Spray can of athlete's foot
- Shiny, shiny armor
I humbly thank you, oh Great One. I just have a few questions:
I get a personal drummer boy!? Does he rock out? Can I use him to pick up chicks? And, perhaps most importantly, will the beating of his drum signify the end of the world?
Holy Munkee! We praise thee!!!!!!
I want to use one of my 10 favours.
-I want to be able to levitate, so that I may soar free of the bounds of gravity, high into the air!
And also that I may glide over the heads of the unbelievers and hurl foul noisome objects at the heads. >:1
Welcome to my temple lefarce! I see yours isn't doing so well… you don't have prize giveaways like I do, maybe that would help? :]
Also to those hoping to make offerings, kittens and adorable animals are accepted, but will not get you anything in return. My Favorite says that isn't fair and I always think he is right. So, only he can give me adorable animals and get stuff in return.
Speaking of My Favorite- he gave me a hilarious video of kittens so I should give him another gift! I WANT PIE! I WANT BEEF JERKY! So how about…
- 1 'Price is Right' style Backyard prize package consisting of: 1 patio furniture set with parasol, 1 gas grill (propane included), sundry picnic gear, 100 pounds of meat, 2 cartons of beer, 1 freezer chest, 1 mower-edger-weedwhacker set, 1 garden shed, 2 new mountain bikes and A NEW CARRRRRRR
I've thought of a favor, however; Could you, in your infinite wisdom, make me the Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse? (After all, it IS inevitable.)I accept your fantastic praying cat but can't give you anything in return! However since you still had a favor to use up let's do that shall we?
Minister of the Zombie Apocalypse
- 5 favors
- Stealth Mode
- 1 4x4 SUV stocked with zombie-appropriate arsenal, 1 ham radio, extensive first aid kit, and rations for 1 month
- Power of Head Explodey, which can be used 2x per day (on zombies and non-zombies also)
- Enhanced personality and organization skills, in order to bring people together under chaos
- weakness to chattery teeth, dentists, and anything involving biting
Oh Goddess, I want to be a sexy nun with a pvc-themed habit. Just like this:(Again, can't give in return for kittens, but you had a favor to use up anyway)
Sexy PVC Nun
- 5 favors
- doesn't sweat
- carton of baby powder
- Unlimited stockings
- Has 2 mighty magic powers of your choice (but no changing once decided) (granted for life)
- Each day, can choose 1 person to be your Novice (ie underling) for that day. They have to do what you say.
- weakness to High Priest and Minister of Sleaze's advances
become a fan today!:That doesn't seem to go anywhere. :[ Also I…. I can't do custom titles…. only the world-creator Volte could do that and he hit the road for other worlds. :[ I'm sorry!
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?q=skoolmunkee&init=q&sid=76cfd8d8028ccd193fbd03b7b315ed10
I get a personal drummer boy!? Does he rock out? Can I use him to pick up chicks? And, perhaps most importantly, will the beating of his drum signify the end of the world?He'll do whatever you want him to do, that's why he's your personal drummer boy and not just any old drummer boy. :]
Oh great and powerful fish maker, I give you a laser kitty to guard your treasure of soft chocky chip cookies for when you are not around.Thanks! Kittiesssss :kitty:
I want to use one of my 10 favours.You got it! Fly around with your fancy uniform and scare the pants off people! (Be sure not to lose your hat though, you're responsible for it.)
-I want to be able to levitate, so that I may soar free of the bounds of gravity, high into the air!
And also that I may glide over the heads of the unbelievers and hurl foul noisome objects at the heads. >:1
Oh great Munkee the Fish-Maker of the fertile planes of Duckerus, I ask but one favour of thee; please make me a Divine Ghostbuster!
Lately my tablet has been oozing ectoplasm and no amount of washing up liquid can fix it. If thine holiest of holies may bestow upon me the power to exorcise this vengeful spirit and rid my tablet of its vile stickliness I shall be your loyal servant until the end of days!
And give you some of this lemon cheesecake I made out of cottage cheese 1 week past its sell-by date.
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