Thread "Crazy Recipes" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

Yes, that's off the internet.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

Lol double post.

Also wow. You managed to get back on topic!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

It's a rec-

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

Well damn.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

I went on topic for once. I exploded.

I WAS THEN PUT TOGETHER BY THE MOST POWERFUL MEDICAL DEVICE EVER.

Another recipe:

INGREDIENTS
1 carrot, grated
1/2 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
2 pounds ground beef
1/2 cup ketchup
2 eggs
1 1/2 cups fresh bread crumbs
1 cup tomato sauce
1 teaspoon white sugar

DIRECTIONS
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).

In a medium saucepan over medium high heat, saute the carrot and onion for 2 minutes, or until onion is transparent. Add garlic and saute for 2 more minutes. Remove from heat and let cool.

In a large bowl, combine the parsley, beef, ketchup, 1/2 cup tomato sauce, bread and eggs, mixing well. Add the carrot/onion mixture and continue mixing, but do not over mix, as this will make the meatloaf dry. Transfer mixture to a 9x13 baking dish and form into a loaf.

Bake at 375 degrees F (190 degrees C) for 30 to 45 minutes.

While loaf is baking, heat the remaining tomato sauce and sugar in a medium saucepan over medium low heat. Pour over loaf when done.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

There's ground beef in that. This was clearly not allowed. Try to stay on topic man!

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

D:<

To hell with his rules, I'm listing recipes that I like.

*implodes*

Cake.

Recipe:

Lie. About the cake.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

That just won't do. I'm affraid I'm going to have to invert my avatar to show you my disgruntlement.

Yes, I think I just made up a word. If not, then I made up an already existing word. I rock like that.

The cake was not a lie. It was so delicious and moist.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

challenge is over, just post your recipes. *takes duck tape and tapes P_O_S back together with an ass for a face and a face for an ass* Hope this teaches you a lesson.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

Challenge is over, just post your recipes. *Takes duck tape and tapes Puff_Of_Smoke back together with an ass for a face and a face for an ass.* Hope this teaches you a lesson.

Fixed. You'd be surprised how much you can learn from checking your own spelling.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

Ok, here's mine:

Mexican Seasoning
Tortillas
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Sour Cream
Mexican Cheese
Salsa/Hot Sauce
Ground Human Flesh

Take the human flesh, and put it in a pan. Cook until unfrozen (If it was frozen. If not, then ignore that.), then add the mexican seasoning. Continue to cook until browned.

Place human flesh on tortillas, along with your choice of any of the toppings in the list above, or anything else you happen to want.

Serve with refried fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Posted at 4:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

I'll definatly try that.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

\o/

Now cook me one of your recipes as my reward.

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

\o/

Now cook me one of your recipes as my reward.

Chocolate Covered Grasshoppers

Ingredients:
baker's chocolate
candied crickets

Directions:
Melt baker's chocolate in double boiler.
Fill molds halfway with chocolate, add grasshoppers, fill rest of the way.

A tasty surprise in every one!

Posted at 5:11PM, Nov. 10, 2007

You spam with crap in the Top Drawer spam thread, not every thread you come across. Please don't ruin things for people.