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The DD people pic thread (found here) has compelled me to start a Gurning competition.
Gurning means to pull the ugliest face that you can, to try and make yourself uglier and scarier than everyone else, no matter how pretty you look normally.
Here is an example.

Ok then, rules: -basically the same as that gurning comp site

    *One entry is allowed for each person, just post your ugliest pic, NO PHOTO-EDITING or enhancement. *We’ll decide on a poll vote who wins. *Winner receives a hand made paper bag (to put over your ugly face) made by me with some of my art drawn (or painted) on the front. -edit- some new rules I just thought of: *Post one pretty non-gurn pic as well for contrast and to reasure us you are in-fact human. *Pics should not exceed 100kb or 400x 400 pix in size, or be smaller than 100x100 pix. [/list:u] As for the kind of competition you can possibly expect, check out the DD picture thread and look for Jesus, Donkas, and Zwuh. Donkas is the current favourite! Show us how ugly you can be! ————————————— PLEASE VOTE FOR THE BEST GURN! Voting will run for 3 weeks.

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Dammit, I went and got myself cleaned up for a job interview, If i had known abourt a gurn comp, I would of taken a photo of myself this morningbefor I touched the razor, when I looked like Zombie hillbilly roadkill.
from this


to this

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That's good enough Donkas ^^
Excellent effort!
I'll put in an entry myself :-D
One new rule though: put up a non-gurner for contrast to prove humanity :lol:

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The secret to this contest might be getting someone to take a picture of you while you are yawning, sneezing, or talking animatedly while drunk.

Or for the particularly unfortunate people, get someone to try and take a picture of you while you are doing your very best to have a nice picture of you taken.

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One new rule though: put up a non-gurner for contrast to prove humanity
your asking a lot, theres not many normal photos of me, Im not the type to be senceable when a cameras about.

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Hmmm, Skool's suggested some good techniques there!
"particularly unfortunate people" :lol:
Donkas, someone will just have to take a photo of your angelic darling little face while you're dead to the world in blissful slumber. :smt005

Ok, it's only fair that I should participate:


Aww… what a pretty poser…

JEBUS FU%#@#@**!!! What happened????

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You look about 50 years older in the second pic. :o

Here's me.

BEFORE:

[awesome pic]


AFTER:

[ugly pic]

I SUSPECT CHEATING

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No using fake photos! Grrrrrr :x
The first pic is obviously fasle tater!

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Is it even human????
Hahahaha, good effort, that tongue is dangerously long! and quite creepy…
Well I suppose we can allow multiple gurns, if only one of them is the official gurn. And it does show a fuller range.
Still we do need a normal pic for contrast. :)

Tater Salad is disqualified!

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Okay, my turn. Apologies in advance if this many pics is against the rules.

First one is the comparison. Last one is the official one. The rest just shows the progress.


o far , so normal…



Wait, he's doing something…


His lips!


I must commit, my nose looks most like lukee's on this pic.



AVERT YOUR EYES, CHILDREN! NOT EVEN GOD WOULD LIKE TO SEE THIS!

Done.

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I'd love to enter, but it doesn't matter what I do to my face, I'm still drop-dead sexy.

Sorry guys.

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I have one of Al Gore!



This is him as he normally looks.


Next, he's gonna make his weirdest face imaginable.


Are you ready?!



WOOOOOAAAAH!
Careful, Al! Don't over-exert yourself!

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Heyyyyy! That's better! Real contributions ^_^ Good on you Frae, Jesus, Aqua!
Ah, and Donkas put in a normal pic. Shit you're a huge bugger…
Wow! That's your normal look Skyler? Your undies must be tight! ouchies….

Argh Hawk! You're ruining it!
No one can beat Al Gore.

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MOO.


HISS.

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Why, are we turning you on? :-D

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This looks more like alot of people trying to perform mating calls, Then competing in a gurning competition! :lol:

Aren't we supposed to perform mating calls?

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ewwww, you're going to be sick all over us! :oops:
I was the fish, right?

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Before:








After:






That face I made scares many small children >>

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Before:

(nice and normal pic)







After:

(I pissed my pants looking at this pic)



That face I made scares many small children >>


Grab your shotguns, zombies are coming.

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*EDIT* nevermind >>


O_O I was a zombie in a school play in middle school one time

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That is indeed a scary pic!
We've had some lovely entries. You guys are the true champions of Dunk Duck. Brave enough to look ugly! Not like some of these pussies… To scared to even attempt a Gurn!

But could people refrain from quoting posts with pics in them? That always shits me anyway, but in this case it's not really helpful for the competition. :wink:

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