Once again srry, but It's Monkey in charge of who fights who. You got a beef with it, don't throw things at me. Or do I have to call forth my bulldog?
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Forum Fighters! By Mettaur, Hakoshen, and TheFlyingGreenMonkey!
The Paladin would win, undeniably hands down.
The T-51b Powered Infantry Armor is designed with the latest passive defense features for both civilian and military disturbances. The back-mounted TX-28 MicroFusion Pack generates 60,000 Watts to power the HiFlo hydraulic systems built into the frame of the suit. Made of the latest poly-laminate composite, the T-51b shell is lightweight and capable of absorbing over 2,500 Joules of kinetic impact. The 10 micron silver ablative coating can reflect laser and radiation emissions without damage to the composite subsurface.
Point of reference;
1000J
1500J
2600J
By modern weapon standards, it would take a Russian sniper rifle, or something of similar caliber to penetrate that armor. Want to know how much a longbow can produce? 150J at optimal range. I'm sorry, but not even I can spin this into a possible victory for the bowman without seriously handicapping the paladin.
Maybe we should set the paladin aside, I never thought I would say this, but he's just too goddamn awesome. Maybe he should be in a match where there are other super-soldiers, the second season of sorts. For now, we need to find someone more on par with the bowman. Start this match over.
A soldier from Metal Gear Solid vs Fallout Paladin made sense.
Viking vs Knight made sense.
Pope vs Cheney made sense.
The reason why I say this is because they were part of logical match ups.
Here you have fictional game characters facing each other, fallowed by historic fighters and political/religious leaders. When you start crossing these boundaries, the fights stop making sense.
Cheney vs Overlord did not make sense in my books. A game character vs a living political icon?
Medieval soldier vs someone from the future does not make sense either.
A soldier from Metal Gear Solid vs Fallout Paladin made sense.Monkey was in charge of arranging the fights, if it's apparent he isn't doing this well, we'll have it moved onto another. Me for now, I guess.
Viking vs Knight made sense.
Pope vs Cheney made sense.
The reason why I say this is because they were part of logical match ups.
Here you have fictional game characters facing each other, fallowed by historic fighters and political/religious leaders. When you start crossing these boundaries, the fights stop making sense.
Cheney vs Overlord did not make sense in my books. A game character vs a living political icon?
Medieval soldier vs someone from the future does not make sense either.
I already sent a copy to the admins.
Yeah, that'll help.
You DO remember you had
"Kroatz: the most annoying person I know, on and off the internet"
In your bottomtag for about two weeks right? Because I didn't respond to one of your idiotic PQ's.
I think both admin's are too smart to actually ban or otherwise punish me for just expressing my thoughts on your "Forum Fighters". I haven't said anything here that should even piss a regular person off. Next time you're angry again, please don't bother contacting me, every time you PQ me you waste another 5 seconds of my time.
Yes, I got the PQ
And didn't know what in the world it was about -_-
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Now that I'm here though, please stop the bickering and play nice, ok?
Kroatz and Mettaur, you're both very active members of DD and we appreciate having you here on the site and in the forums, but there's no need for this sort of acrimony.
If you can't play nice in a thread like this, maybe one of both of you should move on to something else? There are a lot of other good game around here where you don't have to fight with each other.
AQua_ng is the mod of this place, please remember that. He's here to mod these sorts of things :)
Kroatz is right in that there's nothing the admins will really do here (we step in when users are being abusive or personally attacking one another, mainly). But Kroatz, please keep in mind that there's constructive criticism and then there's just being rude. Generally if someone's not interested in a thread's content, they just don't read or reply to it- instead of just coming in to post about how they don't like it. (Especially when it seems like there are a lot of people posting here.)
In summary:
Kroatz, don't be a jerk.
Mettaur, don't take the bait.
Due to complications, the paladin is stepping out of the competition. He'd just frikin kill everyone. He'll return when we bring people of his type back though. He has more important things to do apparentaly, like collect old microwaves and stuff.
The bowman will fight a different contestant we have in stock. Please hold whilst I try and find some epic narration stuff.
Okay, soon will be the next fight, need a narr written, please hold. The thing for the last fight, about to finish him off, but the paladin realized he was supposed to be collecting old toasters and cellphones for his tech pile. So the Bowman survives, to make it fair. He will be in the next fight.
Well I seem to be left in charge for a bit. The pervious stuff is confusing so I'll leave that mess for Mett to take care of when he comes back.
So as of now its a new Forum Fighters! I'd like to pit comic character agianst each other. I will not pit any character without permission from their creators. And I will not take requests. If you want one of your characters to be put in a Forum Fighter's match give me permission to use your comics for Forum Fighters. I'd like to use Hak's alter ego in his comic vs. Product's crazy Jedi stick figure. But until I get their permission we will do another fight.
So a oldy but a goody! Next match is…
[spoiler] Vampire vs. Werewolf![/spoiler]
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