Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

But then the giant mongeese showed up and kicked their asses.(Literally!)

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

However, the mongooses were even MORE evil!

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Good thing Erin and her kids had already left because there was no more starbucks and were on their way to the planet the planet manaan!

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

…Which was a desolate planet devoid of life!

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

except for the massive oceans

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Yeah, those were just filled with GIANT SHARKS THAT EAT PEOPLE!!

*It's the horror thriller of the year*

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

But it was mating season for the sharks, so they weren't really concerned with the peoples.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

But the sharks were so freaky that they would try to mate anything that moved!

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

good thing Erin didnt move the world did under her!

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

But then suddenly she had this strange sensation under her nose. At first it felt like a tickle, just a little tickle. She knew she couldn't move or else the horny sharks would get her. She tried to wiggle her nose to get the feeling to go away, but she just couldn't and the moving only made it worse! her children looked at her in horror as she vocally took in a deep breath.

And sneezed.

Incited by the sneeze, the sharks whirled around to face her.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

the sharks faced her and slowly got closer and closer until sudenly they were teleported to a house without any sharks inside or around. Erin and her children walked up to the house slowly and walked in. Erin looked around and saw some hot chocolate and the second she blinked her children were over there drinking it, she quickly ran over and joined them.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 7, 2007

Strange, that they hadn't noticed that the house was made of gingerbread nor the haggered old witch waiting for the potion in their drinks to take effect so that she could devour them.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

but the old witch was allergic to caffeine and after erin and the children had drank so much starbucks the old witch decided that she couldnt eat them, and let tyhe eat her instead…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

unfortunately she was ugly and and had foot fungis! And all sorts of other gross things

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

but when they cooked her all the bacteria would be killed…so they shoved a spit up the hags butt and threw her on the fire…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

but the stove exploded as they put her in killing three of erins children!

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

But that jsut meant they had even more food to eat so the survivors were very happy.

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

but they were erins three favorites and she got really sad

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

However, with the three out of the way she had time to get to know her other children better and thus found that she actually liked these ones better.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 10, 2007

But, because she actually had human emotions, she still missed the three of her children greatly. And because she was to busy mourning her dead children, she and her live children were eaten by man eating chickens.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

and they got fat and lazy after just the children, and erin raped them all…and she rejoiced…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 11, 2007

But the chicken's got pregnant and she was going to be legally forced to pay maintance.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 12, 2007

so she decided to kill them so she could have all of her money to herself…and flew off to swaziland…

Posted at 11:07PM, Jul. 12, 2007

But, then the person who enslaved the narater turned evil and killed them all to death!

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

However, Jesus did a Deus Ex Machina and they all lived happily ever after.