Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

But they got tired of being happy and decided to throw themself from a mountain.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

However, there was a giant trampoline at bottom of the mountain which bounced them back up to the cliff edge. Instead of attempting suicide again they realized the profits a giant trampoline could make, so they constructed a theme park around it and called it Tramp Land.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

But no one but tramps come, and their earnings plummet.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

After realising only tramps were going to turn up, they changed their name to Hobo Fights and raked it in by pitting two Hobo's against each other and setting up a betting service on the internet.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

But then Marty showed up, and just killed everyone.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

However, Salim 'Sleight' Jones appeared and killed him.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

but aqua ng did not approve of this behavior and locked the hobo-fight land amusement park, and then decided to try and get erin to go on a date with him…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 13, 2007

And Erin was happy and agreed to date him so long as he addopted her children and sold his soul to her XD

Posted at 1:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

But, due to a unfortunate traffic accident that was totally not his fault, Antony met the end of his life.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

Then she realised he was actually about ten years younger than her and was glad again.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 14, 2007

Her gladness turned to sorrow as she realized all was lost when she gazed upon herself in a full length mirror…naked.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

But then she realized that she has a closet full of clothes in her bedroom. And put on a nice pink dress.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 14, 2007

But to her horror, the pink dress was already being worn by an albino midget by the name of Steve, who was still trying to wrest himself from the coat hanger.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 15, 2007

However, he told her that in return for the dress he would bring her children back to life.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 15, 2007

But for each child the midget brought back to life, someone else would have to die in their place.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 15, 2007

Luckily, she could choose who would die and she so happen to have a list of all of those people who had ever wronged her!

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 15, 2007

Unfortuantly at that moment, Jessica Fletcher burst in and showed how the albino midget wasn't really albino. He was just very pale, had red contacts in and dyed his hair to make people think he was albino, he liked being different…

Erin realised she was now midgetless, Fletcherless and clotheless…

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 16, 2007

but she didnt care… she went running across feilds of daisies naked…

Posted at 4:07PM, Jul. 16, 2007

Unbeknownst to her hiding in wait was a gang of autistic feral badger ninjas counting the daisies…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 17, 2007

but thats all they did, count the daisies, then they gave erin a 200 dollar gift card to "Budget Tramp Clothes 'R' Us" and she went and got some skimpy leather strappy thing and went on with her life

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 17, 2007

But just as she was leaving Budget Tramp Clothes 'R' Us, some giant enemy crab came and attacked the building!

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 17, 2007

But the tramps shopping there had a cunning plan. They set the crab on fire and ate it as a delicious and healthy meal.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 17, 2007

They made a big mistake of choosing Snuffkin's Special Sauce as thier choice of dip and all fell severely ill.

A mistake because Snuffkin's Special Sauce is actually not a sauce, it is foot cream.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 17, 2007

but to the surprise of all the tramps the foot cream in conjuction with the giant crab they were eating suddenly created a wonderful new store in the strip mall Q Nailz ran by a family of rude Vietnamese stylists who happen to be giving out free pedicures!!!

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 18, 2007

but not for erin because they knew she was a millionare and so they changed their sign to say "except any millionare by the name of erin, then the cost is all of your lifes savings…"