Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:06PM, Jun. 30, 2007

But then the world blew up

Posted at 6:06PM, Jun. 30, 2007

Fortunetly, someone enslaved the narater, just in time. Erin and her children were taken to planet Yolkslavia, and were given jewelry and good food to eat.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

But someone poisoned the food and they got sick.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Then the sickness granted them super powers.

Posted at 9:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Yeah, lame super powers.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 1, 2007

Then, secondary mutation happened and their powers became awesome.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

But the people of Yolkslavia were envious of their powers.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 1, 2007

good thing the powers were so awesome that they could just kill anyone who apposed them… and they did

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

But unfortunately a side effect of their powers caused whoever they slew to eventually rise again as a ZOMBIE!!

Posted at 12:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

Which was good because I am the unofficial king of zombies and it gave me new minions!

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

But then Jill Valentine shows up and blows your head off.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

Which is fine because I have about a hundred of them in my shed.

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

Or you did, except an OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND-headed monkey ate them all.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 2, 2007

But then we went back to the story, where Erin and her children were flying on the back of my phoenix. They were having a wonderful time.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

…Until the Blizzard started.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

But, because of global warming, it turned into a bit of rain.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

However, global warming continued, melting the polar icecaps, and thus screwing over the planet.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Until the next Ice Age happened, thusly restoring order.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

But then the mammoths started taking over the world.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 2, 2007

Wich was okay, because they were on planet Poenoxia.

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 3, 2007

But the planet was full of evil starbucks

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 3, 2007

And then were released the giant ginger-bread men whose insatiable thirst for coffee finally exceeded Starbucks's capacity, causing their downfall!

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 3, 2007

And all the ginger-bread men had diabetes.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 3, 2007

Wich was okay, because they're inanimate objects, thus rendering them without organs.
Now we return to Erin, on planet Phoenoxia, having a lovely time with pink armadillos.

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 3, 2007

But they were evil armadillos