Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

but someone had stolen her 74 inch flatscreen tv! oh noes!

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

No worries, she got dressed and went to buy some milk, on the way she found a lottery tcikect. She took it to the shop with her and it turned out that it was a winning ticket! That evening she setled down in her new appartment on the 100th floor of a skyscraper and contemplated her 90 million dollar fortune.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

but there was a catch to this lottery! in order to claim the money, they had to cut off her pinky

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

Which didn't concern her in the least! She simply said she'd give a million dollars to retain it, sso the official had handed over the money with no restrictions, which was why she could afford to buy her appartment…
Anyway, the next day she went out horse riding in Central Park, it was a lovely warm Spring day, just a little damp, but all sparkley and green. She felt good to be alive!

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

Then she got raped.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

But she enoyed it (like in all thaose stupid hentais), so a great time was had by all. But she still accidentilly killed the rapist by riding her horse over his head. Then she went and played tenis at her tenis club, she had a marvelous time!

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

but all the other members of the tennis club were bears, and they attempted to eat her >:)

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

But fortunately for her. She was able to make to her brand new Aston-Martin Vanquish before the bears could eat her.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 14, 2006

Then suddenly, a time portal opened up and sucked her in.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 14, 2006

But lucky for her she went to the an old middle age time and she somehow replaced a queen and is now treated as such.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 14, 2006

Queen Anne Bolin, that is.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

Then another time portal opened and tranported her to a tomb full of gold!

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

The tomb was buried far under the Egyptian desert. Their were no windows or door and the stale, fetid air was fast running out.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

When it seemed grim, an aquifer broke through the tomb and blind fish swooped in and took her below to a cove with perfectly breathable air and friendly egyptian leprechauns.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

And one unfriendly mummuy.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

Who wasn't a problem because it was long dead. She felt a cool breeze on her face and started searching for its orrigin… Which she found in the form of a small hole, close to the ground. She crawled in there and made her way to the surface: Free at last!

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 15, 2006

But a plane crashed over her.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 15, 2006

Filled with sweatpants! She had a hankerin' for a good pair of sweats.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 15, 2006

So she took of her pants to get into the new ones and… They all blew away in a dust storm! She was left in her panties… How embarrassing. A Jackle was laughing at her.

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 16, 2006

Luckily, the woman knew how to kill and skin animals for their fur. So in no time, she was wearing a stylish pair of jackle fur jeans. B)

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 16, 2006

The fur had blood sucking lice in it.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 16, 2006

but luckily for her, the lice were magic lice that granted her 3 wishes!

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

Unfortunately, there was a catch. For each wish that she made, someone would die a horrific, gory, and tragic death.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

Erin's first wish was that the wishes would not kill anyone, and the lice had to grant it to her. It confused the lice so much that they decided she would be able to have as many wishes as she'd like, without there being any consequence for each!

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

She got so excited that she jumped for joy over and over! Then she made a wish, but nothing happened. She looked down and discovered that she's squished the lice flat. They were as dead as dead could be.