Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

But just then, a camel appears out of nowhere. She climbs on and rides the camel, searching for any signs of civilization.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

but the camel takes her to a volcano, and jumps in.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

An eruption blasts her high into the air with the camel underneath taking the full brunt. She's blasted into the sky, lets go of the camel and lands comfortably on top of a blimp.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

But the blimp was controled by a terrist. That drove the blimp into a tower that was somewhere in California and hits the building killing everyone that was on the blimp.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

Luckily she bounced off just in time and landed on the roof off the building, in which NO ONE was hurt because blimps are soft and squishy like gigantic beachballs! On the roof of the building was a garden with a swimming pool. It was such a lovely, warm day that she decided to strip off all her clothes and have a skinny dip in the cool water of the pool. It was lovely!

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

Then all of a sudden, an evil rapist came onto the roof and tried to rape her.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

but instead gave psychological help.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

unfortuanetly, the help sucked more then a vacuum

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 17, 2006

but she didn't really need psychological help anyway so she tossed her clothes back on and went for a cup of coffee down the street. While at the coffee shop, she runs into none other than Jay-Z.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 17, 2006

Who told her she was ugly.

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 17, 2006

but luckily, he was for some reason attracted to ugly people, and eventually 30 children were born, and not all at the same time!

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 18, 2006

The were all Zombie children tho..

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 19, 2006

It didn't matter because she loved them all. One day she took them on a trip to the magical land of Xanth, where they frolicked with demons, griffins, centaurs, nagas, and various other creatues, having a lovely time.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 19, 2006

Suddenly, a giant earthquake happened,destroying the land.

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 19, 2006

Which didn't matter a bit since Xanth forms and reforms all the time. They flew on the backs of a heard of hypogryfs into the sky and landed in the courtyard of a castle that was floating in the clouds, where they had a sumptuous banquet.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 19, 2006

Unfortuntly, the food was alive and tried to eat them.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 20, 2006

but the food was eaten, instead of the guests.
they then explored the castle and found treasure, which the king told them they could have.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 20, 2006

But secretly the treasure was cursed and no ine knew about it.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 20, 2006

but the curse was only a minor annoyance, for they were only cursed with an eternal pimple, that was so small you couldn't even see it with a microscope!

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 21, 2006

but it grew every day untill it grows as big as your head.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

when it grew as big as your head though, it would burst forth piles and piles of delicious candy which could cure AIDS.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

Unfortunately, the candy also was known to cause the Bubonic Plague.
Millions died.

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

But they were still in Xanth, so death didn't matter all that much. Erin took the kids back to the real world and they all had icecream.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

But the ice cream was called "dynamite surprise", with real lit sticks of dynamite in the cone!

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 21, 2006

The dynamite was completely ineret, soggy and smelly, so they threw them away, bought real icecreams, ate them and went to the beach.