Thread "GNBN" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 29, 2006

But then the news aired and said the cure was to have blowjobs everyday.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 29, 2006

but the leper had no penis.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 1, 2007

becuase the leper was a woman…back to the newly reincarnated Erin went to the Happy Happy Family Fun Show in japan for free.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 1, 2007

but she didn't had any mony for the plane ticket.

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 2, 2007

So she snuck in the cargo hold.

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 2, 2007

the cargo wasn't Secured properly and she was crushed by a heavy box of elephant tusks.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 3, 2007

but she was found in time…but she didnt know that she had million dollar ivory in her pocket…which she sold to some guy with a foot fetish…for 10 times its worth (ten million)

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 4, 2007

She never had so much money, got too excited, and had a stroke.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 4, 2007

luckily an ambulance was right there and was able to pick her up, take her to the hospital, and save her, and because of her unfortunate circumstances they gave her a free trip to australia on a plane with some guys named charli, jack, sayid, sawyer, and john locke…

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 4, 2007

The plane hit a pigeon and its engines failed.

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 4, 2007

but for some strange reason, they were all riding in a prototype plane that had backup engines for JUST this sort of problem, so the flight continued.

Posted at 4:02AM, Feb. 5, 2007

but the pilot was hitler and they landed in an UBER RACIST PARADE. Erin was being changed into a skin head.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 5, 2007

but she found out it was just a play…

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 5, 2007

That invlived an actual Sacrafice. And it was her.

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 5, 2007

But she wasn't a virgin, so they let her go.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 5, 2007

but all her kids WERE virgins, so they used them instead!

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 5, 2007

William Shatner came to her rescue, and karate chopped everyone who tried to harm the children.

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 5, 2007

then chuck norris came and delivered a lil' summin' up his @$$…his foot of course…

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 6, 2007

But they thwy all got thrown into the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny…

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 6, 2007

But the showdown was more like a lumberjack match. Everyone started to beat her to doom

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 7, 2007

she died and went to heaven.

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 8, 2007

But it was really Heck of Doom^2

Posted at 5:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

Fortunatly she was resurested in the nick of time before anything bad happened to her.

Posted at 6:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

but she was ressurected in godzilla's tummy…yum!

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 9, 2007

But then she was puked up and saved.